The Fail and Owned thread

Stoned_Catz

HOODS

OPP

This girl from my old school just posted this on Facebook. I thought it was of something different at first sight ) ) ) ) ) ) )

Stoned_Catz

i dint i had to look to see wut teh fukk u were lolzin bout it clearly its a couch d00fffiz

OPP

To me it looked like she was getting ready to blow a guy :-??

Stoned_Catz

well i thought you meant the couch looked like a fat girls legs and she was bout to eat sum carpet :-??

OPP

So you DID see something [-X

Stoned_Catz

ya at second look but i thought that was a sock or wrist beand down there though

OPP

Looked like a penis to me

Stoned_Catz

:-? cuz peniz is always on your mind #-o

OPP

givez a fukk bout accusatiuons ov closet homosexualiteh [-(

Adam

Haha i though she was about to blow someone too haha.

Necrothulhu

WakeOfAshes

Saw it on the front page of funnyjunk...some crazy stuff. I'd like to win the lottery just once..

And for some reason I just now understood the "Unluckiest or luckiest man" part...Don't know why I didn't get it before.

I still don't get the unluckiest part... help? ">

WakeOfAshes

nm... I get it. Cause all that shit that happened to him = unlucky. but he survived it so = lucky.

OPP

WakeOfAshes

WakeOfAshes

Personally I think he should pull the tampon out by the string with his teeth and swing it around in his mouth metal style viciously assaulting her with it.

drinkwine732

This girl from my old school just posted this on Facebook. I thought it was of something different at first sight ) ) ) ) ) ) )

I was like "aw man, I'm in the library dude" when I first saw it.

JLRedWing13