The Fail and Owned thread

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Bottle_Tree

D'awwwwwww! I bet that butterfly was like "SHIT, FUCK, FUCK ASS SHIT OH MY GOD".

HOODS

OPP

MetalSSlayer

mrAPE

The phone one is stupid. I can honestly say I have spiked both phones into the ground. My iPhone was fine just a scuff the nokia was shattered

Razor_Shark

Stoned_Catz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU9pkFsdYpg

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

yes lets hit the lion in the face
thatll subdue him and in no way make it more angry lol

Stoned_Catz

the last circus one is epic shit mayne lolz

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

the sad thing is because the trainers fucked up, those lions will probably be put down for their attack

Stoned_Catz

fukk that theyz lions thats what theyz suppose to do they aint supposed to be led around with whips

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

thats what people dont understand
and then they get all scared when they fight back
a wild animal is meant to stay wild

Stoned_Catz

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

ah i dont like beer kittehz

Stoned_Catz

ok get y00z sum Siegrems or those Jack Danials coolerz zen

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

why thank you

Stoned_Catz

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mrAPE

The lion attacks hunter one is awesome I just wish it would have succeeded in killing one of them

Razor_Shark

thats what people dont understand
and then they get all scared when they fight back
a wild animal is meant to stay wild

This, what do most humans do when they are scared? Defend themselves, what makes us think an animal will do different.