The Fail and Owned thread

Brian

If Minor Threat tells you that being straight edge involves not fucking, being straight edge involves not fucking.

ComptonAssBerto

Straight Edge is just mainly no substances, only some also do the no sex part.

See that's how the ones that try to say they're straight edge play it. You can't give yourself a special name if you just don't drink or smoke, that's just called doing what you're supposed to do. I'm sure there aren't rules, but it's just stupid haha

Nah, sex isn't really part of it.

Brian

"I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge"

"(I) Don't smoke,
(I) Don't drink,
(I) Don't fuck,
At least I can fucking think.

I can't keep up,
I can't keep up,
I can't keep up,
Out of step with the world.

*repeat*

*Spoken*
Listen,
This is no set of rules,
Im not telling you what to do,
All im saying is im bringing up three things,
That are like so important to the whole world,
That I dont identify as much importance in,
Because of these things,
Whether they are fucking or playing golf,
Because of that I feel.
*End Spoken*

I can't keep up,
I can't keep up,
I can't keep up,
Out of step with the world."

1D_for_life

@Brian Minor Threat \m/

Brian

Indeed. If anyone knows the rules to straight edge, it's the people that fucking created it.

1D_for_life

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

straight edge = no smoking drinking or promiscuous/premarital sex
younger kids think its just smoking or drinking but theyre very wrong

Gazorpazorpfield

I'm gonna make a group for people that don't kill people, and don't play in traffic. The not playing in traffic is optional though.

NolaFree810

I'm gonna make a group for people that don't kill people, and don't play in traffic. The not playing in traffic is optional though.

i still dont fit the quota

Stratophony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDQCT0AJcw

stupid bitch.... go make sandwiches

Brian

"You say you weren't surprised, does that mean you condone the actions"

What is this, FOX news?

monicaa

JLRedWing13

) ) ) )

Episode

That last one is too true. FUCK those commercials.

MetalCoresades

Wait, some Straight Edge people don't do sex either? If you go that far, you might as well just move to the Himalayas and be a monk!

ahhh yeeeaaaa

Brian

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Bottle_Tree

Episode

\m/

Necrothulhu

drinkwine732

Dude, I would love to be a fucking monk.

I used to try to become a Buddhist, but I figured I was too mean and angry for it.

One of the weirdest facts about me was when I was about 10 I went through sort of a religious wandering, and for about four years was a buddhist. I went to the monastery about three miles from my house every few weeks and I'd discuss dharma and the eightfold path with the monks there and they were all sick as fuck. It was a pretty sick time.