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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I'm jelly. I wish I could sing really high. If I could sing like Freddie Mercury or King Diamond, my life would be complete.
    u have to start by singing real high pitched under your breath or real low volume........lolz
    Can't tell if real advice or trolling...
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    King Diamond is simple false setto's actually, combined with some semi harsh tenor vocals. Freddie Mercury on the other hand, is just LOLWTFBBQ, and is really hard to get right, especially on songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and Somebody To Love. As weird as this sounds, sing out of your nose for high pitched vocals, don't use your neck or chest at all.


    P.S. Don't use your neck ever, that shit will leave you without a voice.
    Believe me, I have no idea where to start. If I ever wanted to seriously sing, I'd have to take lessons, and that won't be happening for a while.
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    IT's still cars going fast. Who gives a fuck?
    Oh good lord.

    That's like someone saying "all your music is a bunch of screaming, what's the difference?"

    inb4iwasjokingbrah
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Are you still in High School? If so, then take choir, if nothing else it will teach you to hold a note in your range, and if you have the ability to go outside of it then it will teach you how to utilize it.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    Are you still in High School? If so, then take choir, if nothing else it will teach you to hold a note in your range, and if you have the ability to go outside of it then it will teach you how to utilize it.
    That's not a bad idea, but I'm already filling up my elective periods with other music classes. I'm more serious about bass and guitar than singing, but if I ever had the time and money, I'd totally do some vocal classes.
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Are you still in High School? If so, then take choir, if nothing else it will teach you to hold a note in your range, and if you have the ability to go outside of it then it will teach you how to utilize it.
    That's not a bad idea, but I'm already filling up my elective periods with other music classes. I'm more serious about bass and guitar than singing, but if I ever had the time and money, I'd totally do some vocal classes.
    Keep slapping dat bass, if we ever start a band you would only have to back me up on some parts because I am a fan of harmonies but I could take it most of the time.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    Are you still in High School? If so, then take choir, if nothing else it will teach you to hold a note in your range, and if you have the ability to go outside of it then it will teach you how to utilize it.
    That's not a bad idea, but I'm already filling up my elective periods with other music classes. I'm more serious about bass and guitar than singing, but if I ever had the time and money, I'd totally do some vocal classes.
    Keep slapping dat bass, if we ever start a band you would only have to back me up on some parts because I am a fan of harmonies but I could take it most of the time.
    We can get Wine to join. Three part harmonies FTmothafuckin'W

  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Are you still in High School? If so, then take choir, if nothing else it will teach you to hold a note in your range, and if you have the ability to go outside of it then it will teach you how to utilize it.
    That's not a bad idea, but I'm already filling up my elective periods with other music classes. I'm more serious about bass and guitar than singing, but if I ever had the time and money, I'd totally do some vocal classes.
    Keep slapping dat bass, if we ever start a band you would only have to back me up on some parts because I am a fan of harmonies but I could take it most of the time.
    We can get Wine to join. Three part harmonies FTmothafuckin'W

    Bring in Erik too, 4 PART HARMONIES {Upload|9346} JUST FUCKING KIDDING{Upload|9347} JUST KIDDING SOME MORE {Upload|9348} I SHOULD MENTION I'M JUST FUCKING AROUND {Upload|9349} THAT FOR REALZ
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I'm jelly. I wish I could sing really high. If I could sing like Freddie Mercury or King Diamond, my life would be complete.
    u have to start by singing real high pitched under your breath or real low volume........lolz
    Can't tell if real advice or trolling...
    um serious... um lolzinz cuz you want to sound like a girl.......


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I'm jelly. I wish I could sing really high. If I could sing like Freddie Mercury or King Diamond, my life would be complete.
    u have to start by singing real high pitched under your breath or real low volume........lolz
    Can't tell if real advice or trolling...
    um serious... um lolzinz cuz you want to sound like a girl.......
    Neither King or Freddie sound like women.

  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I'm jelly. I wish I could sing really high. If I could sing like Freddie Mercury or King Diamond, my life would be complete.
    u have to start by singing real high pitched under your breath or real low volume........lolz
    Can't tell if real advice or trolling...
    um serious... um lolzinz cuz you want to sound like a girl.......
    Neither King or Freddie sound like women.

    look i like Halford KD and Jeff Tate but those high pitch screams sound like something a girls can easily do


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    You mean Geoff Tate?

    High pitched vocals are kickass for metal, that why they do them.

    Also girls have naturally high pitched vocals, and men have for some reason always wanted voices like that, dating back to the 1500's where men would casterate themselves to make that happen.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    what he said iz wut tryin to saidz [-(


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I'm jelly. I wish I could sing really high. If I could sing like Freddie Mercury or King Diamond, my life would be complete.
    u have to start by singing real high pitched under your breath or real low volume........lolz
    Can't tell if real advice or trolling...
    um serious... um lolzinz cuz you want to sound like a girl.......
    Neither King or Freddie sound like women.

    look i like Halford KD and Jeff Tate but those high pitch screams sound like something a girls can easily do
    Even so, it sounds awesome.
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    what he said iz wut tryin to saidz [-(
    What I said? If so then fuck ya broz.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    well dood put on some Halford or KD and try mimicing their high pitched rants under your breath do it for a while slowly adding volume.... plus boost your mic and shit


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    what he said iz wut tryin to saidz [-(
    What I said? If so then fuck ya broz.
    siadz it broceephuz [-(


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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