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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Lol nice! I would have told that person there is no heaven. But to each his own
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • myplagueRobmyplagueRob Posts: 1,375
    LOL No prob Rob. That totally sucks. D:

    And moar owned and fail:

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    Yeah it sucked lol. I am now ridiculously nervous to shave there.


    But that facebook comment is hysterical lmfao.

    "Grandma, stop" lmao
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Lol nice! I would have told that person there is no heaven. But to each his own
    Mine and Arlo's cousin always leaves some kind of status about Jesus in her statuses. Soooo tempted to make a snarky comment. But that would be mean.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I would do it in a sneaky way
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Do it!!!

    Funniest thing I have ever witnessed was, we went to an improv comedy show. They were asking for examples of things to use and he goes shout out some things for mythical creatures. Without hesitation my sister-in-law says "Jesus" everyone there besides the 3 others we were with gasped and got quite.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Is it just me or is this other site I like to go to being trolled M E T style

    Thrillnetwork.com

    It was completely different yesterday
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Do it!!!

    Funniest thing I have ever witnessed was, we went to an improv comedy show. They were asking for examples of things to use and he goes shout out some things for mythical creatures. Without hesitation my sister-in-law says "Jesus" everyone there besides the 3 others we were with gasped and got quite.
    LOLLLL I would of totally lost my shit if I was there.

    And April first is tomorrow. D:
  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Do it!!!

    Funniest thing I have ever witnessed was, we went to an improv comedy show. They were asking for examples of things to use and he goes shout out some things for mythical creatures. Without hesitation my sister-in-law says "Jesus" everyone there besides the 3 others we were with gasped and got quite.
    LOLLLL I would of totally lost my shit if I was there.

    And April first is tomorrow. D:

    That's my dog's birthday.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    edited March 2011
    Do it!!!

    Funniest thing I have ever witnessed was, we went to an improv comedy show. They were asking for examples of things to use and he goes shout out some things for mythical creatures. Without hesitation my sister-in-law says "Jesus" everyone there besides the 3 others we were with gasped and got quite.
    LOLLLL I would of totally lost my shit if I was there.

    And April first is tomorrow. D:

    That's my dog's birthday.
    Tell your dog I said happy birthday. :3
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    That's my dads birthday
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    This made me lol... then want it more than anything in the world.

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    I love winning with women
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    omomgomgogmogmogmmg
    was she using a freakin straight razor?!?!?
    SRSLY. And how the fuck would you attach it back?

    And LOL @ Alex.
    And why the fuck would you put that on facebook?

    LOL That too.

    Christ though, how do people cut that off?!
    I cant even imagine. I cut my scrotum shaving. Hurt so fucking bad. I literally thought my balls were on the floor it hurt so bad. And when I actually moved my hand and looked at it, it was literally the tiniest cut I've ever had.

    So yeah. Probably TMI, but for comparisons sake, I'll post this lol
    I just got out of the bath and OMG am I ever gonna be most cautious after this
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,749 spicy boy
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    Late as fuck. But one time i did this and i had a broken leg, and i kicked my window causing immense pain.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Bianca says this is exactly how she is. My god.

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    I love winning with women
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