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What's one of the scariest / satanic / unbearable bands you've ever heard?

MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
edited August 2010 in Off Topic
I know mine for sure. I have heard of them here and there, and I finally decided to check them out last night. I'm talking about the Norwegian Death Metal band Mayhem. I have never felt my neck hairs stand up that straight listening to music EVER! It was like Satan was having an orgy with dying animals while gargling blood right in my ear (lol if that even makes sense) I don't mean to offend anyone who might like them, but I couldn't stand them at all.

http://www.rockstarmayhemfest.com/mayhem/boards.asp?xid=24303&forum=0&topic=1789623
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Ya scurred, boy?
    I love winning with women
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2010
    "Norwegian Death Metal band Mayhem"

    Holy fuck, I did not just read that.
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Yeah Cannibal Corpse is pretty weird too. But Mayhem just really makes my neck hairs stand up!
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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    edited August 2010
  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    I remember the first time i ever listened to Between The Buried And Me, it was freaky lol
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    edited August 2010
    This is either Mike trolling, badly, or Nick is using his account, again.


  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    vital remains is pretty satanic live.... giving the middle finger to god etc.. im christain soo i got kinda freaked out when he said SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. it was funny though
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    Yup, hardcore trolling at it's worse.


  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    I don't read bullshit from gay forums.


  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Mayhem First time i hered them it scared the shit out of me. Autopsy is pretty fuckin scary
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  • 2_D2_D Posts: 506 salt miner
    not trollin, he's poking fun at the gayness of the nu-fromz.
  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    I don't read bullshit from gay forums.
    You've been reading bullshit from gay forums this whole thread.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    I didn't read it, I saw bullshit and called troll.


  • 2_D2_D Posts: 506 salt miner
    I didn't read it, I saw bullshit and called troll.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE
  • Ezkaton2000Ezkaton2000 Posts: 440 salt miner
    Death Metal.....sigh
  • PrimalScream31PrimalScream31 Posts: 3,544 mod
    NSYNC.
    photo mayhemsignature2013_zps1209e6fd.jpg I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound.
  • n0r3macn0r3mac Posts: 635 salt miner
    edited August 2010
    Three Sixes

    Lyrics:
    i'm the lord of the dead
    servant to the darkside
    the master of enslavement
    the face of agony
    through my darkened empty soul
    flows boiling blood of liquid gold
    immortality i've been given
    for the gates of hell that i defend
    locked inside a shell of the undead
    with three times the strength
    of six men
    pre-chorus:
    yeah, in hells kingdom i serve
    in deathlike silence i work
    my victims horrifying agony
    means nothing to me
    i am the lord of the dead
    the prince of hell in the flesh
    re-animator of slaves
    exhuming doom from the grave
    guardian to the gates of infinity
    i telepathically control the souls
    who worship me
    through the merciless mass enslavement
    of the tortureds agony
    i crush the corpses down to dwarves
    engraving eternity in misery
    feasting from the fury of fallen angels
    their shackled souls fry before my feet
    punishing pre-corpse mutilation
    by my gallery of grinding guillotines
    murder all who pass through halls
    of the polished marbled walls
    where all living life
    is sacrificed to me
    uniting as one in the invincible legions
    of satan that i command
    i grant the demand of immortality
    to my growing, forever suffering,
    undead armies of the damned
    pre-chorus
    chorus:
    i am the lord of the dead
    the prince of hell in the flesh
    re-animator of slaves
    exhuming doom from the grave
    i slash the heavens to shreds
    i am the lord of the dead
    by deaths damnation i've been blessed
    i am the lord of the dead
    i'm the unholy misery
    from which all fear feeds

    i inject hells wrath into lifeless heads
    i'm the infectious death that ressurects
    i'm the eternal torment
    that the undead dread
    i place the polished chrome plated steel
    directly inside your mind
    through the side of your heads
    freshly ripped-up flesh
    the laws of your gods you'll now defy
    with your loyalty now to none but me
    you forever belong to me now boy
    our bloodlines quickly entwine as one
    as you become the newborn bastard
    black trinity son
    with the authority appointed to me by the devil
    and his power of pain that i employ
    you'll fall down onto your knees,
    bow to me, kiss my feet
    and fuckin' worship me now boy
    chorus
    (vocals: reggie bannister)
    listen motherfucker, i'm really sick of all your shit
    and fightin' for a cause i gotta risk my life to win
    i've been driving southwest forever
    and watched the hours pass like days
    but now my blood is runnin' cold
    and my fear , that's turned to rage
    i've followed your trail of destruction
    through the yards of empty graves
    inverted crosses on the chapels
    and hearses driven by your slaves
    my home is blown to pieces
    you've killed everyone i know
    with nothing left for me to live for
    but your death, i'm here for war
    with my sawed-off four barrelled shotgun
    'cuda trunkload's full of shells
    i'll blow your fuckin' head off
    and dismember you in hell
    i'll rip apart your beating heart and watch you bleed
    i'll rip apart your fuckin' heart and watch you die for me
  • JormungandrJormungandr Posts: 1,971 juggalo
    I know mine for sure. I have heard of them here and there, and I finally decided to check them out last night. I'm talking about the Norwegian Death Metal band Mayhem. I have never felt my neck hairs stand up that straight listening to music EVER! It was like Satan was having an orgy with dying animals while gargling blood right in my ear (lol if that even makes sense) I don't mean to offend anyone who might like them, but I couldn't stand them at all.

    http://www.rockstarmayhemfest.com/mayhem/boards.asp?xid=24303&forum=0&topic=1789623
    Holy god, that is pure gold right there.
  • JormungandrJormungandr Posts: 1,971 juggalo
    edited August 2010
    vital remains is pretty satanic live.... giving the middle finger to god etc.. im christain soo i got kinda freaked out when he said SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. it was funny though
    Here are some more gems:

    "marduk (black metal) look em up theyre the ONLY black metal band that freaks me out, the rest in my opinion is good, and i like mayhem especially the song 'freezing moon' "
    hahaha oh wow

    "i almost cried the first time i listened to Venom i was so scared"
    omg they sing about satans!

    "The Jonas Brothers!"
    Oh shit, we've got ourselves a comedian, check out this awesome joke.

    "metalcore is my favorite genre"
    yes.
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