This guy had the worst Friday the 13th possible

1DisturbedMthrFckr

Some guy haulin' ass, running from the cops, just wiped out into a fucking utility pole right up the street from my house. Killed instantly.. I witnessed the last few dramatic seconds of his life. Crazy way to close out Friday The 13th..lol

sbs_will

Shit.

Gazorpazorpfield

Today was Friday The 13th? damn...I was not aware.

sbs_will

Today was a good day for me. Guess I'm immune.

If it was the 13th on Wednesday, it woulda been like Wednesday 13's birthday or something.

Gazorpazorpfield

Highdea?

sbs_will

I texted ChaCha (basically a free version of KGB) "why does squidwards nose do that shrinking thing when he laughs?"

And it sent me this:

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls".

balanced_void91

I had a good day, I now live an hour and a half away from home! =D

Gazorpazorpfield

You like to see homos naked?

Gazorpazorpfield

Wow this is not the thread I thought it was. Now I feel like a douche

Gazorpazorpfield

Dude is your sisters birthday EVERYDAY? I swear Dayna said that...like forever ago

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

forever ago

I said that last night at like 1am lmao

Dayna, you forget Charles here is an asshat. 1 regular minute = 294.7 asshat minutes

Gazorpazorpfield

That would have been...like 3 years.

I actually took the time to do the math. 2.8 years. TAKE THAT K2. I DEFEAT YOU

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

you know who else lived in asshat time? michael jackson. hey chuck, i know he is gone, but if he was still alive, what would you tell him?

Gazorpazorpfield

You know, if I really did have 295ish minutes to every one of you minutes, I would enjoy my life..But time would probably be really slow for me, and while I don't think I would do anything wrong, could you imagine what MJ would do if everybody including little boys were moving in mega slow motion. I would tell him - because it's only me and him in the fucked up glitch of time - that what he may be doing in his own time is really, really wrong, and that he should tell the truth about what he's doing. Maybe even tell his doctor to give intentionally OD him.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Hey, you bastard, dont think I dont see through your plan. You want MJ out of the picture so you can have the children all to yourself right? Thats harsh man.

Gazorpazorpfield

Hey it may be harsh, but I see things in black and white when it comes to molesting children.

JLRedWing13

Uh oh....

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I dont understand how you can think something like that.

Gazorpazorpfield

You are a sad, sad man, you know that? I hope that one day you are exposed for who you really are.

Santana

Hey it may be harsh, but I see things in black and white when it comes to molesting children.

I see what you did there....black and white. Lmao
Idk if that was intentional but it made me lol

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

And what exactly would that be?