Random Facts Thread,

Mike

The average human is so dehydrated they can't eat 3 pretzel rods in a minute.

SGNL_05

The average human is so dehydrated they can't eat 3 pretzel rods in a minute.

pretzel rods?

those small skinny sticks? O_O

Mike

Nah, the big ones.



*inserts dick joke*

SGNL_05

Nah, the big ones.



*inserts dick joke*

that makes more sense...im thinking the little like...3 inch long ones...<_>

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

you would be more familiar with the 3 inch long ones..

NOCAP

*Insert Jayface*

OPP

*insert dick*

NOCAP

*insert drunk joke*

OPP

*insert chicken*

NOCAP

*Insert troll face*

Gazorpazorpfield

*Insert not funny joke*

sbs_will

Nemo means "Nobody" in Latin.

Santana

Avenged Sevenfold is actually a good band

Oh wait no they're not

sbs_will

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is on right now.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

im in michigan

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

im pretty sure theyre just both doing it

eh ive seen his shows...he wasnt really that much of a badass...

He was a pampered hollywood star..probably couldnt even tie his own shoes without someone to help him.

lets see him be a badass without a harness, green screen and CGI.

Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2. He could whup your ass

Mike

So who are the two people he lost to?

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Me

sbs_will

andd me

Rex_Capone420

Nah, the big ones.



*inserts dick joke*

i could do it while drunkz