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I HATE MY LIFE!!!
guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. i was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. my Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. i was about to take a dump, and i remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. so when i was taking a dump, my stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there i am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. my dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. i then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. trying to finish as quickly as I could, i began pushing harder and harder. suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. we made eye contact for a split second, and i was so embarrassed i wanted to die. i quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as i could. i am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. i am so embarrassed and i hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU!
alright, well, inb4bashing -_-
I think Cam posted the story here
The mind games continue
Seriously, though, that blows. Funny as shit, but that sucks man... I'm sorry.