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My breakfest this morning.

Morbid_Punishment

Morbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner

August 2010 edited August 2010 in Off Topic

Fucking beats your breakfast.

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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010

What's that pussy yellow shit

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

August 2010

This is about as realistic as dirtball's bong

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NOLA Posts: 6,353 jayfacer

August 2010

http://topcultured.com/how-real-men-start-their-day/

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Morbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner

August 2010

Chicken abortions.

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GULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner

August 2010

WHERES THE BLOODY STEAK?

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Morbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner

August 2010

Didn't have any.

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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010

Who needs a knife? I just shoot my bacon into little pieces.

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GULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner

August 2010

I WANT A KOALA FOR BREAKFAST

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Morbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner

August 2010

Who needs a knife? I just shoot my bacon into little pieces.
That would be difficult, seeing as how you might miss and accidently shoot yourself.

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2010

Did you eat the gun?

I love winning with women
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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

August 2010

Who cooks their meat nowadays? I shoot the animal then devour it right then.

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PrimalScream31 Posts: 3,544 mod

August 2010

The bacon looks like rubber and no one likes rubber bacon.

Crispy bacon or gtfo.

I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound.
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Morbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner

August 2010

Who cooks their meat nowadays? I shoot the animal then devour it right then.
Lier.

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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

August 2010

Es verdad señor

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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010 edited August 2010

OP is a pussy. What kind of a faggot terrorist cooks their meat?

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Morbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner

August 2010

You baby is flatter than a short stack at iHop.

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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010

lol

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Adam Posts: 11,533 balls deep

August 2010

Fuck yeah i am straving.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy

August 2010

mmm bacon

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

August 2010

I like rubber bacon. crispy bacon is like chalk

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