I was supposed to be born on Fri the 13th. Instead I arrived on the 12th. That's a bs excuse anyway and one Weasle would use. It's surprising you aren't the same person lmao
Im also aligned with the year. Im 40 and its 2020. i was 39 in 2019, 38 in 2018, and so on. I am zodiacally perfect. I am the Center of The Universe. I am the chosen one. I am the holy Trinity I am he who is me I am the greatest in human history I am that piece of shit evilDD >=)
I was supposed to be born on Fri the 13th. Instead I arrived on the 12th. That's a bs excuse anyway and one Weasle would use. It's surprising you aren't the same person lmao
...and i bet its always "this is my last day of childhood" kinna shit with that guy, huh?
so that you never touch pussy again, and stare at your computer foaming at the mouth in lust venous rage cuz your lil dick couldnt satify a squirrel let alone a real woman. your unsatifactory sex life and subsequent porn bingeing doesnt give you the right to swallow my load
and having children puts you BENEATH me; you have your kids. i dont have mine because computers cant reproduce so i've respected a lot of neuterd scummbags that didnt deserve it.
you have yours, so get the fuck out of my way, because you are preventing me from getting mine, and that makes you a BITCH, and I as clearly stated earlier...
they really give you free pizza and candy at PF? do they give free salad or..?
Nope. They give free junk food at a fucking "gym". Lol that place is such a fucking joke.
Also, this isn't saying don't eat any junk when living a fit lifestyle, cheat every once in a while, it does you good, I mean Hell, Im'ma go ham on some Ben And Jerry's on Friday for my birthday, but giving away free junk food regularly at a gym makes you look like a fucking joke. If you're gonna do giveaways, do giveaways that are relevant to fitness. Supplements, protein bars, anything, shit like that, but not junk food.
yes they also have duck and coronas at this bar i know.
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I am he who is me
I am the greatest in human history
I am that piece of shit
evilDD
>=)
you have yours, so get the fuck out of my way, because you are preventing me from getting mine, and that makes you a BITCH, and I as clearly stated earlier...
Catz confirmed
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