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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Calm down UP
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Gnomez said:
    I thought I was the thirsty creeper around here .....
    UP is showing me up 
    Fight him 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    dude im a fukkin mountain standing next to ure 4'10" ass gnomez


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Ben Weiman joined Suicidal Tendencies 
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    I hope everyone enjoys theor illusion of freedom today! 
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    I get to experience 4th of July in hawaii today!!
    And in other news....you guys buy chicken in a can ?






  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    i would never buy that
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    There is weird food on small islands. They don't have the room for agriculture like the rest of the U.S. Everything gets shipped over, hence their love of weird meat in cans.

    We don't eat that shit though.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    catz iz sophisticated bbqs his chickenz


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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    Music festival downtown today. I’ll be leaving the planet. Wish Kesha was headlining tonight instead of tomorrow I have to close :( 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    Im drunk
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Things have been going really good for me lately. Instead I am.going to tell you all the most embarrassing part. Had an amazing time at firefly by myself and became great friends with all my neighbors. Unfortunately, going alone did have one draw back. I went to charge my phone in the dogfish tent Friday where they have all kinds of dogfish like 90 minute on tap. It was late and arctic monkeys were starting soon so place was empty. So while charging my phone and bullshitting with anyone that walked by, I started drinking quicker and quicker. 

    Blacked out and met up with a neighbor for a minute. He said I bought two beers and told him I had to take off. All I remember is waking up in the ER. I asked how I got to the medical tent and she said "oh honey you aren't in a medical tent" Turns out I fell and hit my head. Didnt find a bump on the back of my head until after I left but they said I was okay other than the sleep apnea that I've been ignoring lol 

    So yeah me and MC have getting shitfaced and waking up in the ER in common. 
    who asked how u were doin? no one asked...


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    Things have been going really good for me lately. Instead I am.going to tell you all the most embarrassing part. Had an amazing time at firefly by myself and became great friends with all my neighbors. Unfortunately, going alone did have one draw back. I went to charge my phone in the dogfish tent Friday where they have all kinds of dogfish like 90 minute on tap. It was late and arctic monkeys were starting soon so place was empty. So while charging my phone and bullshitting with anyone that walked by, I started drinking quicker and quicker. 

    Blacked out and met up with a neighbor for a minute. He said I bought two beers and told him I had to take off. All I remember is waking up in the ER. I asked how I got to the medical tent and she said "oh honey you aren't in a medical tent" Turns out I fell and hit my head. Didnt find a bump on the back of my head until after I left but they said I was okay other than the sleep apnea that I've been ignoring lol 

    So yeah me and MC have getting shitfaced and waking up in the ER in common. 
    Fuck dude 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Malevolent Creation vocalist died this morning. 
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