friends' going away parties are weird. just a big random grab bag of people from your life.
like "hey blake, its derek! been a while dude!" "man im so so sorry, i dont remember! howd ee meet?" "i bought mushrooms off you in 2012 at daves big house party and you were hooking up with that one hot brunette girl, remember" "ohhhhhh haha thats right! yeah we're engaged actually." )))))))))))))))))))
Bought a ticket to chimaira Christmas when they announced it months ago. Totally spaced on it and missed it. I wouldn't even have remembered if the setlist from a past show didn't pop up on time hop.
every time this girl im friends with, who is very attractive, posts a pic of herself or makes one of them girly self pity posts on facebook there's always the same few guys always coming to the rescue saying shit like "you're so beautiful", "oh don't say that, you're gorgeous" etc. they must have a whole lot of salt in their diets because i aint ever seen anybody so thirsty before. what's even worse is they don't even realize they're in the friend zone.
troofph be told
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like "hey blake, its derek! been a while dude!"
"man im so so sorry, i dont remember! howd ee meet?"
"i bought mushrooms off you in 2012 at daves big house party and you were hooking up with that one hot brunette girl, remember"
"ohhhhhh haha thats right! yeah we're engaged actually."
what is life even
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"get over here and give me aids"
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Hooters for drinks
Then more drinking at my cousins bday.
Wtf did I and the other managers get into.
http://www.newsarama.com/38050-spielberg-revives-animaniacs-for-2-seasons-on-hulu.html
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/singer-for-iron-maiden-cover-band-powerclown-charged-with-smuggling-5-5-million-worth-of-drugs-into-japan/