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SATAN

Fuck

SATAN

I must be getting too old now. For real. I don't get about 1/3 of the jokes online anymore. 

MetalCoresades

I didnt think it was a joke either

SATAN

It's embarrassing how much I have to get on urban dictionary to make sense of my life. Do you know what it's like to not understand a single Pokemon, DBZ or Harry Potter meme...ever?

MetalCoresades

Cant say I do

SATAN

I see why I'm lame. I hate when I read shit I wrote like 2 years ago on this board. Even I can't tell if I was trolling at the time or if I was just being a knowitall douchebag. Interior dialogue be like "Why, Lawd? Why???"

MetalCoresades

I was a fucking twat looking back at my old posts )

SATAN

I see why Ed hates me now

JLRedWing13

MetalCrusades said:

I didnt think it was a joke either

Wasn't so much of a joke as it was poking fun at a typo as Rex and Todd are wont to make.

SATAN

I don't like any Mumble Rap or Pop Punk. At all. If somebody played either at a party, I'd leave. 

SATAN

I'll be fucking 39 in October. I'll be just one year away from the provocatively skewed age Eric always claimed I was. 

MetalCoresades

JLRedWing13 said:

MetalCrusades said:

I didnt think it was a joke either

Wasn't so much of a joke as it was poking fun at a typo as Rex and Todd are wont to make.

Are wont?

MenAreTrash

damn is Satan about to hit a midlife crisis? or is this just existential? 

JLRedWing13

MetalCrusades said:

JLRedWing13 said:

MetalCrusades said:

I didnt think it was a joke either

Wasn't so much of a joke as it was poking fun at a typo as Rex and Todd are wont to make.

Are wont?

adjective

literary

1. 1.

   (of a person) in the habit of doing something; accustomed.

SATAN

I had major back surgery 3 full months before 9/11. I was 22

SATAN

I'm about to turn into dust, Jay

SATAN

slap said:

damn is Satan about to hit a midlife crisis? or is this just existential? 

More imagined. I can't take things seriously enough to actually have a crisis. Deep down, I'd be one of those guys laughing at an oncoming comet or tsunami. It's how I cope with how terrible life is

SATAN

As if on cue...

https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/psychedelic-drugs-really-do-lead-to-a-higher-state-of-consciousness?utm_source=vicefbus

Dime

Midlife crisis confirmed. 

Dime

Got my third anniversary badge for this Place a couple weeks ago and didn't even notice. Man, I feel like my two year was just the other day. Crazy as heck time is flying. And the craziest thing is, is that I'm still a noob compared to most of you.