Yea I was readin about all Olympian's nutrition during the Olympics and it's fuckin inhuman. Most I've prolly eaten in a day is like 6-7,000 around Thanksgiving and shit and even then I end up feelin sick. They burn thru it a lot faster of course but still.
Fuck I jus remembered the funniest shit ever from Lolla. ))) So at Perry's stage, which is the EDM stage, there were a lotta pits over the weekend (Yall may laugh but a lotta EDM is aggressive enough to mosh to and it ain't uncommon for it to end up lookin like a Metal show. Headbanging, moshing, crowdsurfing, etc.)
First time I moshed in years and it felt fuckin amazing. But anyways, during Jauz, this one faggot kept completely losing his shit and gettin in the middle of the pit, in mf's faces, etc., screamin "NO. MORE. FUCKING. MOSHING." Instead of movin to an area that didn't have a pit like a sensible human being. So at first everybody's jus ignoring him, mocking him, purposely gettin obnoxious in the pit during EVERY drop while lookin directly at him and laughin. But after a while he jus keeps goin on and on, so during the next drop, mf runs all the way across the pit, steals his fuckin jaw, and Danzig'd his ass in one punch. ))))) Everybody started cheerin for em.
i like ure Fictional Shit but tend not to plagiarize it might come off a lil more believable...
cuz i think u was sittin at home with mom waiting for the bitch to make mercury filled dolphin killing tuna steaks ... and u got bored and typed a fish story.
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2. You went to fucking Detroit to see them last year, and you never do that, so you obviously like them.
First time I moshed in years and it felt fuckin amazing. But anyways, during Jauz, this one faggot kept completely losing his shit and gettin in the middle of the pit, in mf's faces, etc., screamin "NO. MORE. FUCKING. MOSHING." Instead of movin to an area that didn't have a pit like a sensible human being. So at first everybody's jus ignoring him, mocking him, purposely gettin obnoxious in the pit during EVERY drop while lookin directly at him and laughin. But after a while he jus keeps goin on and on, so during the next drop, mf runs all the way across the pit, steals his fuckin jaw, and Danzig'd his ass in one punch.
Fuckkkkkk.
cuz i think u was sittin at home with mom waiting for the bitch to make mercury filled dolphin killing tuna steaks ... and u got bored and typed a fish story.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)