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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,035 spicy boy
    I have no 4th plans this year... I worked yesterday and had to miss my family's party. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I'm gonna get stoned and do laundry 
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,685 master of ceremonies
    Im not about to sift through her Facebook looking for a picture. I saw it in life and that's your source. She was a regular size person with midget proportions in the ass
    fuck =)
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    No search ... what erik said


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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ahh the 4th of July. The one day of the year I can blow shit up and not have the CIA knock on my door. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Dime said:
    Ahh the 4th of July. The one day of the year I can blow shit up and not have the CIA knock on my door. 
    dude police agencys on high alert every holiday they proly know the last tine u 


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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Broke the record of cops getting called on us this year. Previously at 7, we attracted three squad cars and a jeep for a total of 11 piggies this year lol all but one of them were being super chill though. And that's probably because I had already been drinking and was being a super dick lmao one dude was cool though. After the one cop was being a dick, he brushed him aside and was like "Look I'm supposed to write you guys a citation but we're only going to be on this block for another 20 minutes so if you could just take a breather on the big shit and cool down for a minute we can just leave and you can continue enjoying the holiday." All was going well until my dumbass uncle blew off a half stick as they were walking away =)) he turned back around and was like "For the love of God tell whoever that is to stop." =)
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Wtf? Is a half stick?


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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I drank half a pint and sat on the couch all day. America \m/
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Man Ariel Winter is trying so hard to distance herself from being the nerdy little sister on Modern Family. 
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
    When the white boy outshine all of the niggas of the freshmen class.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    God must hate jews in a special way he told them not to eat pork so they go their entire lives without ever tasting baconz


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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Man so if yall remember a while back I was sayin how I was at a party at my acid man's house and his girl was all over me right in front of em. 

    So last night I went to 3 parties for the 4th, and they were at one of em. And she was on the same shit. She was literally flirtin wit everybody except him, but especially me. And at one point he almost boxed a dude because he walked outside and saw her on his lap. So I had to talk to him like "Yo I jus want you to know I am NOT on that wit her so if you see her all over me it's not cause I instigated it, I been tryna brush her off all night." 

    So fast forward a bit and it gets to the point it's makin me, and pretty much everybody else, uncomfortable. On one hand because that's my nigga and I felt so bad for him, and on the other because she fine as shit and if he wasn't my boy I'd smash in .3 seconds. So havin to resist and basically give her the cold shoulder while bein as completely fuckin smacked as I was, was quite the task.

    Eventually she's bein real aggressive bout it, constantly gettin up and down jus to walk by me, and brushin my lower stomach wit her hand every time she did so. She eventually asks me for a smoke and I gave her one then she goes "I liiiiike you" while givin me the straight fuck me eyes and kisses my neck. Welp, he saw that and all of a sudden he disappeared. Comes back completely fuckin obliterated bein walked by 2 dudes and pukin everywhere. Went and straight POUNDED some heavy ass liquor I presume cause he was fuming at that point. 

    Idk I still had a great holiday but man that shit put a damper on the night, I felt bad for him and kinda guilty although I had no reason to be. Bitches straight up don't know how to act smh.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,035 spicy boy
    Aha what a story Mark
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Aha what a story Mark
    I ain't followin the "Mark" part...
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    why would you put up with that? sounds like he needs to sever the chains cuz staying with her doesn't seem to be doing any good
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    lil_boat said:
    why would you put up with that? sounds like he needs to sever the chains cuz staying with her doesn't seem to be doing any good
    Exactly and the first incident was like 2 months ago and I see nothin changed. She'd be out the fuckin door the very first time. Nobody bout to embarrass me like that.
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