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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2016

PornHub's front page for April Fool's.

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

April 2016

corn sex

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

April 2016

Fuck every picture on Jennette McCurdy's Facebook is spammed with "Brazzers is waiting for you" )

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2016

RIFF_LORD said:

corn sex

@LOOT

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2016

I don't know how sad it was that I found out about Pornhub's prank before I knew they were doing a prank but I was pretty damnmn worried I wasn't going to be able to whack it on that sight last night.

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FLAT Posts: 60,839 spicy boy

April 2016

Lost my ID again so I went and got a new one. I was still drunk and stoned. And I look like it.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,973 spicy boy

April 2016

carlos confit had to get his ID pic taken 2 days after his fight with lawler.

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FLAT Posts: 60,839 spicy boy

April 2016

We are going to get destroyed tomorrow at work.

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NOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

April 2016

I love being able to get high before work and just going in and sitting down at a desk.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,973 spicy boy

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Lol I don't go into work hgh. I have gotten drunk a couple of times with my boss at work though.

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

April 2016

U fhagz shoulfov done porn

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

April 2016

This guy (Sebastian Figueroa) showed up on my friend's FB status i commented on, and even goes by "Seabass" on there.

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

April 2016

That's uncanny.

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

April 2016

Can honestly say I've never seen this in a merch store

https://www.coldcutsmerch.com/collections/the-body-full-of-hell/products/the-body-full-of-hell-knife

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Number1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2016

Yeah most bands dont sell deadly weapons.

Weird right?

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

April 2016

Being sarcastic towards a post of sarcasm.

Mmkay

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2016

ill wait for a nails/the body ak-47

I love winning with women
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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

April 2016

TRUMP said:

ill wait for a nails/the body ak-47

Nails' self-starting crucifixion set?

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

April 2016

:-?

I love winning with women
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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

April 2016

Should patton it

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