So I come home from work today and smoke like every other day. My place isn't super big so it's pretty smoked out in the reg. like visible clouds. My place is basically a converted over shed and people mistake it for like an office for the apartments around me. Well some lady must have thought it was the office and knocked on my door today. Usually I keep it locked but must have forgot and she walks in like two seconds later. I didn't see her but I could here her start talking around the corner and then her realizing that it was just an apartment that was smoked the fuck out lol she was like " I'm hi is this the office for--oh Jesus nope definitely not" lmao meanwhile I'm scared shitless haf around the corner and just laughing my ass off
should have pretended it was the right office though and walked out in way oversized doctors clothes with your dick hanging out and a joint going in your mouth and say "hey howdy hey the doc is in"
First of all why ? I have patience and I can wait. And honestly now I can appreciate my time with fam and friends more knowing I'll be leaving them fairly soon
and 2nd I don't own anything lol
Would you like to bet on it? Give me a date and how much you are willing to lose when it doesn't happen
my buddy and I were pounding the beers hard af during the 2012 election. fuck the romneys so hard. im not a big fan of obama tbh but I was through the roof with joy when he won reelection. lit up a presidential sized bowl with the hail to the chief playing .
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Fuck I'm a bad person.
He stolen my heroin.