I just got done playing GTA with my friend and I hear the front door open. I'm thinking it's my roommate Justin who was knocked out for hours so I walk out my room. Pitch black but I see a chick standing there so I'm thinking she's either A) Coming to visit Justin or Leaving after a visit with him. A minute later I go to get something to drink, open the door and she's still standing there. She looks at me and goes "I can't get out. I got in here but now I can't get out." I just laugh and go "He always locks the door because he's a paranoid stoner" and unlock the door. She's wearing a backpack but as she walks out I realize she has no shirt on. I'm thinking what the fuck did he do to this chick, so I walk in his room and he's fucking sleeping and I go "You just had a chick in here right?" and he says no. Lose my shit for a minute and proceed to tell him the story. Now I'm thinking this chick has either reached blackout drunk or she is tripping balls because who can't handle a door even in pitch black. I run outside to see if she's cool but she's walking into the complex next door. Now I'm wondering if any of my shit got stolen so I run out back and check my apartment but everything looks fine. The apartments I live in run in a row in groups of eight attached all the way down, so I've had friends after a night of getting fucked proceed to walk in the wrong complex to the exact location of where our door would be. Still though I have no idea what the fuck happened.
I just got done playing GTA with my friend and I hear the front door open. I'm thinking it's my roommate Justin who was knocked out for hours so I walk out my room. Pitch black but I see a chick standing there so I'm thinking she's either A) Coming to visit Justin or Leaving after a visit with him. A minute later I go to get something to drink, open the door and she's still standing there. She looks at me and goes "I can't get out. I got in here but now I can't get out." I just laugh and go "He always locks the door because he's a paranoid stoner" and unlock the door. She's wearing a backpack but as she walks out I realize she has no shirt on. I'm thinking what the fuck did he do to this chick, so I walk in his room and he's fucking sleeping and I go "You just had a chick in here right?" and he says no. Lose my shit for a minute and proceed to tell him the story. Now I'm thinking this chick has either reached blackout drunk or she is tripping balls because who can't handle a door even in pitch black. I run outside to see if she's cool but she's walking into the complex next door. Now I'm wondering if any of my shit got stolen so I run out back and check my apartment but everything looks fine. The apartments I live in run in a row in groups of eight attached all the way down, so I've had friends after a night of getting fucked proceed to walk in the wrong complex to the exact location of where our door would be. Still though I have no idea what the fuck happened.
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Also I've been that drunk. Walking home from the bar in Iowa city trying to find my buddies house and I'd only been there twice. Walked into two random peoples houses.
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I just got done playing GTA with my friend and I hear the front door open. I'm thinking it's my roommate Justin who was knocked out for hours so I walk out my room. Pitch black but I see a chick standing there so I'm thinking she's either A) Coming to visit Justin or
-She opens the door
-If she even lives there
-If they had a random naked chick try to walk in their house
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