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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    i wish you were black so the cops in florida would kill you 
    The cops in my area/neighborhood are actually pretty nice, so 0
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    holy fuck =))
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,915 spicy boy
    Im on like 5 hours of sleep and i just took 2 dayquil. I am kinda fucked up lol
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I love Seinfeld but he himself in real life almost always comes off like a zdouche. Because of this I was hesitant to watch comedians in cars getting coffee. This show is hilarious. There's times where his inner asshole comes out or he clearly thinks he's better than who he's talking to but mostly it's hilarious. 
    Like u know him personally u fukkin fagz


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    Janitor dude asked one of the other interns out today via letter with art drawn on it and shit. 

    Shes going to tell him "her boyfriend is getting out of prison soon, so she cant"

    I feel bad for him. 

    There is like a 10 year difference doe.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Lol dirtae butt janitors 


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Edz jokes R old


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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Janitor dude asked one of the other interns out today via letter with art drawn on it and shit. 

    Shes going to tell him "her boyfriend is getting out of prison soon, so she cant"

    I feel bad for him. 

    There is like a 10 year difference doe.
    =)) That's such a stupid lie. She should just tell him that she isnt interested in dating him. Is she cute?

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    Janitor dude asked one of the other interns out today via letter with art drawn on it and shit. 

    Shes going to tell him "her boyfriend is getting out of prison soon, so she cant"

    I feel bad for him. 

    There is like a 10 year difference doe.
    =)) That's such a stupid lie. She should just tell him that she isnt interested in dating him. Is she cute?

    Shes aight. Shes super hipster though. 

    She made a comment about wanting a bearded boyfriend so she could leave him notes in his beard =)) dafuq :-| 
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Shes aight. Shes super hipster though. 

    She made a comment about wanting a bearded boyfriend so she could leave him notes in his beard =)) dafuq :-| 
    Get it in MC! If that isnt a sign, i don't know what is.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    Shes aight. Shes super hipster though. 

    She made a comment about wanting a bearded boyfriend so she could leave him notes in his beard =)) dafuq :-| 
    Get it in MC! If that isnt a sign, i don't know what is.
    Im not interested
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    Also, I dont have a beard
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You could grow a beard and "by get it in" I of course mean befriend her...  Have a 3 year long crush on her, that ultimately ends with you professing your love to her over an unusually long text message, only to have her tell you she doesnt want to ruin the friendship 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    Nah
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Did she show you the art the janitor gave her? It's a pretty funny story honestly. Do you guys interact with the janitor a lot? I feel like if I was a janitor, the last thing I'd ever think is that some chick who works there would want to date me. Not saying that janitors are un-datable... Just seems like a hard position to have to have any sort of game to get women there. Try picking up women elsewhere.... This is probably a pretty shallow and cold thing to say, but there is probably a lot of truth to it.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    Did she show you the art the janitor gave her? It's a pretty funny story honestly. Do you guys interact with the janitor a lot? I feel like if I was a janitor, the last thing I'd ever think is that some chick who works there would want to date me. Not saying that janitors are un-datable... Just seems like a hard position to have to have any sort of game to get women there. Try picking up women elsewhere.... This is probably a pretty shallow and cold thing to say, but there is probably a lot of truth to it.
    Yea we interact with him a lot. Hes feels more part of the staff than a typical janitor. And hes actually a really good artist. His art is over the studio, and he has a website and stuff. 

    The weirdest thing about the scenereo is honestly an employee to intern, and the age differences.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited July 2015
    I don't think the age difference is that bad. 10 years? idk... not that bad. It's a bigger deal between 21-31, however 26-36- not a big deal. Im 5 years older than my wife.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,997 spicy boy
    10 years is a lot. 
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