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FLAT

Was gonna say who bases shit on a 15th 

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Lol, but yeah, 25 bags, 39 gallons each. 

Rex_Capone420

Who the fuck rakes in March??

>whit trash 

Necrothulhu

Mow that shit 

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Rex_Capone said:

Who the fuck rakes in March??

>whit trash 

This is the time of the year when shit falls off the trees, that's why. 

Rex_Capone420

>Florida 

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It's the beginning of spring, idk how it's so surprising. 

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I just took the goat(or woat, depending on how you look at it) shit of my life, I'm fucking winded. Don't want to get up

MetalCoresades

>at walmart
>I need rash cream
> go to pharmacy section
>friend "why do you need rash cream?"
> me "because I have a rash"
> friend "where"
> me "on my sack region"
>friend "how did that happen?"
> me "I dunno, but im sick of it iching"
> friend wanders over to condoms
>me "fun fact, I have never once bought a condom"
> girl I know walks over from around the corner "oh hi Aaron"
> heard whole conversation
> :-|
> friend loses it

OPP

maybe she just thinks youre a raw dog bastard and not a virgin

MetalCoresades

nah she knows I'm a virgin. Knew before this little incident. Pretty much everybody who knows me knows that I'm a virgin. Just thought it was goofy.

Number1RamsFan

Do you tell everyone or do they just assume?

MetalCoresades

Well I don't hide it, so if it comes up in conversation I tell them, but its not like I make a point to bring it up. Most people assume anyways though. 

MetalCoresades

Moving in to an apartment in the summer. bed im getting in 95% sure has been sexed on. Fuckin gross.

Rex_Capone420

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unless you buy a bed new it's had sex on. Your dorm bed has most likely had someone fuck on it

MetalCoresades

Gonna have to bleach and disinfect the shit outta the bed. 

Gazorpazorpfield

Good rule of thumb, similar to 34...if it exists, people have tried to have sex in, on, or around it. 

Gazorpazorpfield

If you think you've never sat in a seat at the theater where some dude got an old fashioned or some chick got finger blasted, jokes on you. 

MetalCoresades

Shoulda booked myself to go to Mars. Then I coulda been on a planet that has never been sexed on.

At least until some shmuck mucked it up.

Rex_Capone420

Eh we were probably on Mars before civilization collapsed one of the times it did. Someone has probably at least jerked off on it.