Got obliterated last night. So my parents are overly religious. I'm not so much. I mean I believe in God (don't stop reading this is going somewhere). But I believe in different ways of getting to the end goal. So anyway, drinking is like the #2 worst thing you could do in our religion. Shits ahead of murder. So last night I had about 13 Jager bombs, a six pack of MGD, two 40z, some more random beer someone bought over, some moonshine, and about 11 shots of Kraken. Needless to say, I was drunk. So I stumble in at like 4am and I try to go up to my room without attracting attention. Not easy since I was drunk, am naturally clumsy, and am a ginormous fellow. Mom notices and hell breaks loose. Ignore her and go upstairs. Turn off lights and try to sleep. Dad comes raging in, gets a good hit to the back of my head and goes on this tirade about how I've insulted our religion and God and how dare I come into his house drunk and blah blah blah. We had this exchange of words:
Dad:You can't drink. Its wrong and you'll go to hell Me: I'd rather go to hell than not drink Dad: What the fuck, man. You really don't give a shit about what you're doing to your family. Me: You know I care about you guys, but to me drinking isn't wrong. Its just drinking Dad: So you're saying you ain't gonna stop drinking Me: I'll stop when I'm dead. Dad: You have until the end of this next week. Find somewhere and get the fuck out.
Sad how they're so brainwashed by religion it literally prevents them from caring about their family.
Holy shit, can't believe I forgot about this but when I picked up the Jager I also found a sixer of Two Hearted. Shit was awesome ^:)^ @Iowa_fat_dabz@Rex_Capone
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Does it involve you being naked?
Dad:You can't drink. Its wrong and you'll go to hell
Me: I'd rather go to hell than not drink
Dad: What the fuck, man. You really don't give a shit about what you're doing to your family.
Me: You know I care about you guys, but to me drinking isn't wrong. Its just drinking
Dad: So you're saying you ain't gonna stop drinking
Me: I'll stop when I'm dead.
Dad: You have until the end of this next week. Find somewhere and get the fuck out.
Sad how they're so brainwashed by religion it literally prevents them from caring about their family.