One of the first articles I ever read on them, they were talking about the Clown guy pooping in cans and smearing it down the insides of their coveralls during their Ozzfest 99 performances. I knew right then they were some tryhard bullshit
So if you remember I told a story last year of this girl who was talking to me in the laundry room about Alestorm and shit. We became decent friends last year. Well two of my friends were like "does she still live here? Do you know her?"
I'm like yea I know her, she doesn't live here why. Told them the story about I was surprised she knew Alestorm.
One friend says, yea we met her at a party yesterday. She mentioned she liked Alestorm too, we were surprised. She was coming on to me, but I wasn't interested.
Other friend says, "so I took her home and she blew me instead".
Fucking awkward connection. Had no idea she was that kind of girl either. She always struck me as a super Christian type who never hooked up, and was waiting for marriage for sex.
Honestly I'm ok with it. I don't think I'm ever going to find a girl who captures my interests again. And I'm not the type of guy who can hook up randomly with no meaning. Its not the biggest deal in the world if I'm a V4L Forever Alone Wizard.
0 about sucking dick part. And I've met other girls into folk/power/fantasy metal. Most chicks I know actually like that more than other metal, or don't like other metal at all, because its fun.
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I'm like yea I know her, she doesn't live here why. Told them the story about I was surprised she knew Alestorm.
One friend says, yea we met her at a party yesterday. She mentioned she liked Alestorm too, we were surprised. She was coming on to me, but I wasn't interested.
Other friend says, "so I took her home and she blew me instead".
Fucking awkward connection. Had no idea she was that kind of girl either. She always struck me as a super Christian type who never hooked up, and was waiting for marriage for sex.
Fuels better dsbm and doom anyways [-(