That video makes me laugh so hard every time. And I feel so bad about it lolz. But she was apparently unharmed. Same with the Bear that they tranquilized that falls on the trampoline. XD
When I was in high school I had an art class. One day we were painting. Well when I was getting my paint this kid standing next to me asked me if I could hand him the green. I said the fuck is wrong with you don't be lazy pick it up yourself. He said dude I'm color blind.
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
[Abe Lincoln] Four score and 65 years in the past I won the Civil War with my beard Now I’m here to whup your ass I’ve read up on your facts You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career? You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms And you’re gonna lose this battle Like you lost Return of the Dragon I’ll rip your chest hairs out Put em’ in my mouth I’ll squash you like I squashed the South I never told a lie And I won’t start now You’re a horse with a limp I’ll put you down.
[Chuck Norris] This isn’t Gettysburg, punk I’d suggest retreating For I invented rap music When my heart started beating Chuck Norris doesn’t battle He just allow you to lose My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth
[Abe Lincoln] I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain You voted for John McCain I’ve got a bucket full of my head and I’m about to make it rain You block bullets with your beard? I catch em’ with my skull I’d make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger but I’ve never ever seen that show
[Chuck Norris] I am Chuck Fucking Norris! I’ve spread more blood and gore Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch I split the Union with a roundhouse kick I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick I attack sharks when I smell them bleed I don;t go swimming Water just wants to be around me My fists make the speed of light Make the speed of light wish that it was faster You may have freed the slaves But Chuck is everyone’s master
Shane's ex fiancee (my best friend, she introduced us) just called crying her eyes out cause her man is cheating on her. Now I'm supposed to help her out.
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That video makes me laugh so hard every time. And I feel so bad about it lolz. But she was apparently unharmed. Same with the Bear that they tranquilized that falls on the trampoline. XD
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Four score and 65 years in the past
I won the Civil War with my beard
Now I’m here to whup your ass
I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms
And you’re gonna lose this battle
Like you lost Return of the Dragon
I’ll rip your chest hairs out
Put em’ in my mouth
I’ll squash you like I squashed the South
I never told a lie
And I won’t start now
You’re a horse with a limp
I’ll put you down.
[Chuck Norris]
This isn’t Gettysburg, punk
I’d suggest retreating
For I invented rap music
When my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn’t battle
He just allow you to lose
My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth
[Abe Lincoln]
I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain
You voted for John McCain
I’ve got a bucket full of my head and I’m about to make it rain
You block bullets with your beard?
I catch em’ with my skull
I’d make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger but I’ve never ever seen that show
[Chuck Norris]
I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
I’ve spread more blood and gore
Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick
I attack sharks when I smell them bleed
I don;t go swimming
Water just wants to be around me
My fists make the speed of light
Make the speed of light wish that it was faster
You may have freed the slaves
But Chuck is everyone’s master
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
<_>