"Christmas break is always a real treasure especially since you get to go home and party with people you won't see probably ever again....It was last Thursday and I was bored so I decided to get on Tinder. I found a match rather quickly and started talking to her. With no plans for the night I asked her to a movie and drinks. She went for it and so the night began. First off I made the rookiest of all mistakes and went movie first....don't ever do that on psuedo blind dates....I digress...I leave early so that I can stop at Carlos O'Kelly's for a few shots of tequila before the movie. Might as well have fun even if the date is the bust. Show up at the theater and she follows about 10 minutes before the movie. I have NEVER talked to her face to face before and all I know is her name and where she goes to school. So I try my damndest in the 10 minutes before the movie to break the ice, it doesn't work. Cue the most awkward 2 hours of watching anchorman I have ever experienced. At least the movie wasn't awful, by no means was it close to the first one, but it wasn't awful...Continuing on after the movie was finished I posed the bar after party. She responded with a good ol' "Hell ya". Maybe the night can be salvaged, we head over to the bar and they have $1.50 long islands. Conversation starts to develop and we end up slamming drinks for a good 5 hours. Bar close hits and I tell her we should go to her place. She agrees....*This is where you should start reading if you have ADD and can't focus*.....We get to her place and she leads me straight to her room and we start making out on her SINGLE SIZE bed. There's not much room for manuevering. Its going well until she starts nervous laughing every 10 seconds..not a cute drunk girl laugh....but the I've never seen a dick laugh. This continues throughout the whole night. I figured I would take care of her first to calm her nervousness, I do. But the plan backfires, instead of calming her down she starts going on a rant about morals....I can just leave...but she says no and we continue to fool around. A couple morals rants and a hour later I finally get a little action. Since up to this point I had been doing a lot of giving and not much taking. About 5 minutes in she complains about her jaw hurting. That's fine we can stop but 2 minutes later she goes back down....Again 5 minutes later she stops and tells me she has lockjaw. DA FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT...I'm thinking well maybe I can calm her down by helping her go another round. Nope. She says I'm tired and going to bed...Alrighty then I put on my clothes and as I'm leaving she stops me and says" This was a blast you should text me in the morning"...."We will probably never speak again" TLDR- Tinder led me to a girl with lockjaw and morals at 4:30am"
Megalomania is a psychopathological disorder where in the person experiences delusional fantasies of greatness, wealth, grandeur, omnipotence and superiority. The person with this type of mental illness will be obsessed with doing extravagant things, will think only about themselves, will not have any concern for others and will have lust for power and money. A megalomaniac person will also exaggerate his/her talent in an unrealistic egoistic way, consider them as unique and will be self centered. According to the experts, this mental disorder is related to Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) which means self-love. How and why this type of illness develops may be because of different behavioral characteristics, childhood and nature of parenting during childhood days. One of the best examples of a megalomaniac in the history was Adolf Hitler.
TWP TIPS to identify the symptoms of megalomania:
Delusion of being superior to others Delusion of greatness Delusion of having great social and political power Lack of empathy for anything Delusion of importance Egoistic Violent tendencies Self centered Want others to be fear of him High self confidence Manipulation over others Exaggerations Feeling of being a famous person Symptoms of mania or paranoid disorder Belief of being a god like figure Bad temper Frequent depressions Mood swings Though a megalomaniac posses himself o have a high esteem and ego, he will have a very low self-esteem and fragile ego.
guess theres a chik fil a opening up close the shopping center nearby.
Had it for the first time in months last night
got a gift card for xmas for chik fil a, new one still being built in my local mall never had it, none nearby except for about 20 miles west of us looked up the menu, not really impressed
I actually thought about buying a VIP ticket for metal alliance for a second, you get a meet & greet with all 5 bands, but with Behemoth it's only two (random) band members each day.
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"Christmas break is always a real treasure especially since you get to go home and party with people you won't see probably ever again....It was last Thursday and I was bored so I decided to get on Tinder. I found a match rather quickly and started talking to her. With no plans for the night I asked her to a movie and drinks. She went for it and so the night began. First off I made the rookiest of all mistakes and went movie first....don't ever do that on psuedo blind dates....I digress...I leave early so that I can stop at Carlos O'Kelly's for a few shots of tequila before the movie. Might as well have fun even if the date is the bust. Show up at the theater and she follows about 10 minutes before the movie. I have NEVER talked to her face to face before and all I know is her name and where she goes to school. So I try my damndest in the 10 minutes before the movie to break the ice, it doesn't work. Cue the most awkward 2 hours of watching anchorman I have ever experienced. At least the movie wasn't awful, by no means was it close to the first one, but it wasn't awful...Continuing on after the movie was finished I posed the bar after party. She responded with a good ol' "Hell ya". Maybe the night can be salvaged, we head over to the bar and they have $1.50 long islands. Conversation starts to develop and we end up slamming drinks for a good 5 hours. Bar close hits and I tell her we should go to her place. She agrees....*This is where you should start reading if you have ADD and can't focus*.....We get to her place and she leads me straight to her room and we start making out on her SINGLE SIZE bed. There's not much room for manuevering. Its going well until she starts nervous laughing every 10 seconds..not a cute drunk girl laugh....but the I've never seen a dick laugh. This continues throughout the whole night. I figured I would take care of her first to calm her nervousness, I do. But the plan backfires, instead of calming her down she starts going on a rant about morals....I can just leave...but she says no and we continue to fool around. A couple morals rants and a hour later I finally get a little action. Since up to this point I had been doing a lot of giving and not much taking. About 5 minutes in she complains about her jaw hurting. That's fine we can stop but 2 minutes later she goes back down....Again 5 minutes later she stops and tells me she has lockjaw. DA FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT...I'm thinking well maybe I can calm her down by helping her go another round. Nope. She says I'm tired and going to bed...Alrighty then I put on my clothes and as I'm leaving she stops me and says" This was a blast you should text me in the morning"...."We will probably never speak again" TLDR- Tinder led me to a girl with lockjaw and morals at 4:30am"
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mood swings
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feeling irritable or angry
depressed mood
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anxiety
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Megalomania is a psychopathological disorder where in the person experiences delusional fantasies of greatness, wealth, grandeur, omnipotence and superiority. The person with this type of mental illness will be obsessed with doing extravagant things, will think only about themselves, will not have any concern for others and will have lust for power and money. A megalomaniac person will also exaggerate his/her talent in an unrealistic egoistic way, consider them as unique and will be self centered. According to the experts, this mental disorder is related to Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) which means self-love. How and why this type of illness develops may be because of different behavioral characteristics, childhood and nature of parenting during childhood days. One of the best examples of a megalomaniac in the history was Adolf Hitler.
TWP TIPS to identify the symptoms of megalomania:
Delusion of being superior to others
Delusion of greatness
Delusion of having great social and political power
Lack of empathy for anything
Delusion of importance
Egoistic
Violent tendencies
Self centered
Want others to be fear of him
High self confidence
Manipulation over others
Exaggerations
Feeling of being a famous person
Symptoms of mania or paranoid disorder
Belief of being a god like figure
Bad temper
Frequent depressions
Mood swings
Though a megalomaniac posses himself o have a high esteem and ego, he will have a very low self-esteem and fragile ego.
He won't do it.
MU, is Todd officially a pussy ass bitch nigga? :-?
never had it, none nearby except for about 20 miles west of us
looked up the menu, not really impressed
lame.