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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

December 2013

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

December 2013

ky.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,918 spicy boy

December 2013

Todd in cuffs

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Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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NOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod

December 2013

@Cup

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

December 2013

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

December 2013

Went to go take a piss and noticed an open bottle of lotion right above the toilet paper roll... Nigga couldn't be any more obvious smh.

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

December 2013

Jerk off station. Errbody do it, no reason to hide.

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

December 2013

If your jerk off station is a fukkin toilet
You fail at jerkin off...

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

December 2013

Got off 4 times in a matter of just under 2 hours last night with this girl. By the 3rd and 4th time I felt like I was shooting blanks.

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,836 spicy boy

December 2013

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I fucked a chick 7 times in a day once....my dick felt like I put it in a cheese grater the next day

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SATAN Posts: 25,926 spicy boy

December 2013

Rex420 said:
I fucked a chick
:-j

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,836 spicy boy

December 2013

:-L kill yourself

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,836 spicy boy

December 2013

On a side note Grand Rapids was voted best beer city in America a second straight year >-

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,836 spicy boy

December 2013

Also number one travel destination in America for 2014 \m/

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

December 2013

Pretty sure the city that gets the most tourism in the world is SF L-)

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NOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod

December 2013

Oh.

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

December 2013

Boss just called me and asked me if I can work the graveyard shift 10PM-5AM. Gonna be boring as shit but this paycheck will be my best yet because that's now 30 hours this week, so next week will make it a 50+ hour check.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,836 spicy boy

December 2013

BITCHMOB_TASKFORCE said:
Pretty sure the city that gets the most tourism in the world is SF L-)
I meant GR is the number one desirable travel destination for 2014 I. The USA...it was in CNN today so it must be true

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,836 spicy boy

December 2013

Rex420 said:
Also number one travel destination in America for 2014 \m/
Seriously plz kill your fucking selves

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NOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod

December 2013

GR is a ghetto like flint. Lol

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