So I was doing dumpster duty at work today, and I fucking hate it as it is 'cause there's swarms of ANGRY ASS hornets back there, ones that literally chase you. Anyways, I got pissed, 'cause they were especially bad today, so instead of throwing each individual bag in there and being back there longer than needed, I lifted the entire garbage can and was about to pour it all in. Then as I'm at the dumpster and about to tip it, I look inside and there's literally a fucking DOG SIZED raccoon in that motherfucker. In broad daylight. Scared the shit out of me and I threw the can, so I ended up wit the entire fucking trash can inside the dumpster, while the raccoon was still in there. Thing looked terrified and was tryna get out, but I still wasn't taking that can out unless that motherfucker left the dumpster first. I ain't tryna get rabies. After about 10 minutes it pulls some Spider-Man shit and manages to climb out of the dumpster and gtfo.
I never even woulda seen him if it weren't for the fucking hornets. I swear I'm bringing a can of fucking RAID next time I go in dawg. Lmaooo.
A cop came by earlier, my brother fucked up this time.
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also hell nahhhhhhhh i walked into my hallway and it smelled hella bad like bo. anyway as im getting closer to my room it gets worse. walk in, fucking smells terrible. my roommate smells like shit. its annoying.
I never understood how smelly people are unaware of the fact that they smell. I'm super self conscious so I check myself like 10 times a day lol. Do they never go "hey what smells like ass? Oh.....me"
A cop came by earlier, my brother fucked up this time.
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Apparently yesterday, around the time when the buses go through our neighborhood dropping kids off from school, he was riding his skateboard and grabbed onto the back of a bus, after a minute or so the driver stops and gets off the bus. She asks him why he is holding onto the bus, in which he replies, "None of your fucking business". (and the windows on the bus were down so all of the 10-12 year old kids heard him). She then tells him to get lost or she'd called the cops, in which he responded by mooning them, and then took off running"
Unfortunately for him, someone we know saw it, and the husband of the woman who was driving the bus came to our house a few hours ago with a cop.
My brother is such a fucking dumbass, he's going to learn real quick he can't just do whatever he feels like.
A cop came by earlier, my brother fucked up this time.
spill ot will
he was riding his skateboard and grabbed onto the back of a bus, after a minute or so the driver stops and gets off the bus. She asks him why he is holding onto the bus, in which he replies, "None of your fucking business". (and the windows on the bus were down so all of the 10-12 year old kids heard him). She then tells him to get lost or she'd called the cops, in which he responded by mooning them, and then took off running.
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I never even woulda seen him if it weren't for the fucking hornets. I swear I'm bringing a can of fucking RAID next time I go in dawg. Lmaooo.
also hell nahhhhhhhh i walked into my hallway and it smelled hella bad like bo. anyway as im getting closer to my room it gets worse. walk in, fucking smells terrible. my roommate smells like shit. its annoying.
Unfortunately for him, someone we know saw it, and the husband of the woman who was driving the bus came to our house a few hours ago with a cop.
My brother is such a fucking dumbass, he's going to learn real quick he can't just do whatever he feels like.
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