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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy
    what is twisted transistor?
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I don't see why people bitch about toshiba satellites. I put mine through fucking hell and it handled it like a champ. I'd have no problem getting another but if there's something better for the price, I'm interested. 900 is my peak that I'd rather not reach.
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  • TyrantTyrant Posts: 2,850 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy
    Jim Jones recently described his interactions with Louis Farrakhan while speaking at Cipha Sounds' Take It Personal Hip Hop Improv show.

    "We pull up in a town, a tour bus, gangstas diddy-boppin'," Jones said. "We hop out...We get in the hotel and we see some F.O.I.s, some Muslim brothers, that's the Fruit of Islam...But before this, this wasn't the first time I met Farrakhan. So before, let me rewind and tell you how gangsta Farrakhan is. I think that I'm a rebel...when I'm doing my music so I say something funny about Farrakhan and bean pies or something to that effect. I'm runnin' in the streets doin' what I do. I get a summons from Farrakhan like, 'Farrakhan needs to speak to you at his hotel'...So I go see him. First of all, I don't know how the president rolls, but his security is ill. He got security all over. He got a dude in front [of] the door, a dude in back [of] the door, a dude by the elevator, a dude downstairs by the elevator, a dude when you walk in and some dudes in the parking lot and some dudes you don't see.

    "So I get to his room or whatever," he continued. "So we talkin'. We kickin' it. I'm hyped. I'm nervous at the same time like, 'See? You done said some stupid shit. It's about to go down.' I'm casin' the situation because with Farrakhan, you're only allowed to come by yourself...So he proceeds to tell me, 'Young brother, when I was young, I said some things about some people that I really didn't mean. Don't you feel the same?' I said, 'Yeah! I've never meant anything I said about you!' I just was trying to get it squashed. So cool, he simmered that whole situation down. Fast forward back to the hotel lobby with the F.O.I.s. Now, each of them is about 6'5", 6'6", [weighing over 200 pounds], I swear to God. All of them. One of them called me over...He's like, 'Next time you mention brother Farrakhan in your raps, in any type of way, you're gonna have a real big problem.' Fuck. I ain't pay it no mind. I said, 'Cool. I understand you brother.' So I walked to the elevator, but by the time I got away from him, my gangsta shit started kickin' in like, 'That nigga just punked you!'

    "So I get to my man Murda," he said. "I'm like, 'Murda, did that nigga just press me just now?' He's like, 'Blood, I think they pressed you, blood.' I was like, 'Fuck this. There ain't no pressin' me.' I go crazy. Now, it's gettin' crazy. I had [my wife] Krissy with me. Shit gettin' crazy. We get into the hallway. We on that gangsta shit. We cursin'. You know the Fruit of Islam don't say nothin'. We cool. We looked like we backed them down like, 'Yeah.' Now, we walkin' back to the tour bus like, 'Yeah. You niggas know what's up. Yeah.' We get to the tour bus and now, Murda's like, 'Yo, blood. This don't look good, blood. This shit starting to get crazy.' I kid you not, three black trucks swing around the corner with niggas hangin' off the side of the trucks. Now, my man Murda who's a G - he's not the most friendliest guy you want to fuck [with] - he's like, 'Blood, you better make a call, blood. This shit's gettin' crazy. I thought you said you knew Farrakhan. Why they formin' on us like this?' This gangsta shit done turned sour, so now I'm trying to find somebody [in my phone's contact list] that knows Farrakhan to try to get out of this.

    "I finally get a number and I call somebody," he continued. "Shit just started calming down and then somebody else come out like, 'Farrakhan wants to speak to you.' Then he come out in his pajamas like a G. I would not tell you this if I was lying. But just like a G, militant as ever and he had on some weird pajamas. I never got to ask him about those because he was too G'd up. He had too many niggas with him but it was cool. He was kind of mad they broke his sleep...Long story short, don't fuck with Farrakhan."
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    do we still have polls?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    No
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    first the flag now the polls! this will not be forgotten we will be heard!

    #bringbacktheflag
    #bringbackthepolls
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    you can still make polls <_____>
    I love winning with women
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
    Snakes everywhere you go...


  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    UOENO said:

    Snakes everywhere you go...

    ruining sleepovers
    I love winning with women
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    lmfao deceased =))
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    lmfao they all look like hoodrat hookers

    and dead at the chick who grabs the chair but then the other chick takes it =))
    I love winning with women
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    the family thats trying to eat =))
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    What a bunch of fucking trash
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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