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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

March 2013

..maybe..

..no..

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

March 2013

Gnomez said:
Do you have pert boobies and a purty smile with dimples?
I'm prettier, motherfucker.

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Adam Posts: 11,533 balls deep

March 2013

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:
hmm does anyone have ADTRs new song downloaded that they can send me?
They need to put a good quality download of it out. Otherwise i could rip it from youtube for you.

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Xeno Posts: 21,121 master of ceremonies

March 2013

MetalCrusades said:
idk where I've been, but I just heard of this band and found out Nicholas Cage's son is the vocalist for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eJgz9EyAzd4
I saw a thing on FunnyJunk about that where a bunch of people went to one of their shows and between songs would yell "THE BEES!!!!! NOT THE BEEEEEEES!!!!!!"

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TortureQueen Posts: 805 just the tip

March 2013

i'm sooo agitated.... extremely agitated

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

March 2013

Go on

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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TortureQueen Posts: 805 just the tip

March 2013

may man is fukn royally pissing me off!!!

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

March 2013

He wouldn't give you a thrashing?

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laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep

March 2013

check out the cat in this picture

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FLAT Posts: 60,861 spicy boy

March 2013

what cat

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

March 2013

Im just so drained
Gonna shower and just relax
Probably nap

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TortureQueen Posts: 805 just the tip

March 2013 edited March 2013

Gnomez said:
He wouldn't give you a thrashing?
no he wouldn't....lol

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

March 2013

you know those tupperware parties that moms have?
well my moms having a sex toy party
kinda weird but ill buy stuff

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2013

buttsechz toyz :-?

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

March 2013

Stoned_Catz said:
buttsechz toyz :-?
yes, actually i have something id like to buy for anal

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TortureQueen Posts: 805 just the tip

March 2013

those are fun, i took my mom to one once, i think we both found out that we are way more alike than we thought.

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

March 2013

Isn't Pure Romance one of those multi-level marketing companies?

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TortureQueen Posts: 805 just the tip

March 2013

yes it is

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

March 2013

MC, you dislike that im buying something used for anal? why?
are other people not allowed to expolre sexual activites apart from boring vanilla missionary?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,066 spicy boy

March 2013

I could care less if people have anal (to me its absolutely disgusting but w/e if others do it)

I was more disliking the "sex toy" part than the "anal" part.

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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