I'm on an elliptical and there is another row of elliptical's in front of me. Directly in front of me are these three girls. 1 was probably in her mid 30's but had a great body and a nice rack wearing these spandex leggings. The other 2 girls i'm assuming were in college and they were both wearing these short booty shorts.
I feel like the 2 college chicks knew I was staring at their asses after 10-15 min being behind them. Both at them really started sticking out their asses while they were on the elliptical. I had my earbuds in so I couldn't hear what they were saying but I just had a sense they were saying something about me as they both just kinda kept glancing back at me.
Then this older dude got on the elliptical right next to me even though the rest in the row were free. Shortly after that they both got off to do something else. Then I completely lost my motivation and also left. Haha
Death is not the worst of evils.
You can't be down, when you're always high.
i used to have a membership at a gold's gym that had the treadmills facing a window out to the tennis court. one day i was on the treadmill and there were 2 smokin' hot soccer moms playing tennis in teency skirts. they kept bending over to get balls and you could see their panties. i fell off the treadmill twice watching this. my friend vic was cracking up at me.
Unrelated, I've slowly come to a pretty much consistent observation: People who hold onto the idea of God's existence are much more easily offended than those who realize the belief. I feel that religion works in the opposite, yet the same, way as AA does for struggling alcoholics:
Once you submit to the fact that there is not a higher power (God, in this case), life becomes less of a stressful competition, and more of a free-willed logical adventure. You stop holding things sacred, and realize that the existence of an omniscient entity is just as possible as transforming into a serial killing giraffe.
Yeah people get buttmad when Atheists are vocal about their beliefs, or lack there of. But by the same token, there's no need to be a dick about you not believing in a higher power. It's not so much people believing in god that gets to me, but the organization that controls the god they believe in.
I get just as upset with self-proclaimed atheists who go up to God-fearing individuals and rub their beliefs in their face. It's not cool in my book. As long as you don't do it to me, I won't to you.
If you like God, hey, cool shit. But when you cross that fence of beliefs and say to say to someone who doesn't, "Jesus is Lord! This offends me," you've essentially just gone onto that person's front lawn and kicked over their political campaign sign.
It's not so much people believing in god that gets to me, but the organization that controls the god they believe in.
There's another thing. The Catholic church, Christianity in general, Islam, etc... the authority that controls them is an insult to our collective progress.
The idea of your religion is the most important thing in your life, yet you're fine with it being placed in the hands of individuals exactly like you? What makes them more qualified? Did they get more brownie points from that invisible man in the sky?
If hundreds of millions devote their lives to the idea of God and unfuckwithable forces, why decrease the validity of your own beliefs by putting more power in the hands of people the same as you?
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I feel like the 2 college chicks knew I was staring at their asses after 10-15 min being behind them. Both at them really started sticking out their asses while they were on the elliptical. I had my earbuds in so I couldn't hear what they were saying but I just had a sense they were saying something about me as they both just kinda kept glancing back at me.
Then this older dude got on the elliptical right next to me even though the rest in the row were free. Shortly after that they both got off to do something else. Then I completely lost my motivation and also left. Haha
Trust the dirty old bastard to ruin it for you
> what he really saw...
I emailed him about it just now.
SO MUCH HAIR
Once you submit to the fact that there is not a higher power (God, in this case), life becomes less of a stressful competition, and more of a free-willed logical adventure. You stop holding things sacred, and realize that the existence of an omniscient entity is just as possible as transforming into a serial killing giraffe.
And who are the ones that get offended?
The ones that hold on.
If you like God, hey, cool shit. But when you cross that fence of beliefs and say to say to someone who doesn't, "Jesus is Lord! This offends me," you've essentially just gone onto that person's front lawn and kicked over their political campaign sign. There's another thing. The Catholic church, Christianity in general, Islam, etc... the authority that controls them is an insult to our collective progress.
The idea of your religion is the most important thing in your life, yet you're fine with it being placed in the hands of individuals exactly like you? What makes them more qualified? Did they get more brownie points from that invisible man in the sky?
If hundreds of millions devote their lives to the idea of God and unfuckwithable forces, why decrease the validity of your own beliefs by putting more power in the hands of people the same as you?
i often get derp looks when i say this, but whatev