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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    So i guess one of my teachers fucked a couple students last year and gave them A's :-?
  • LeaLea Posts: 1,549 balls deep
    This paper keeps talking about the monastic belfry and how it is in the form of/represents a giant phallus whose shadow impregnates women, and I'm just like :|
  • LeaLea Posts: 1,549 balls deep
    "I have observed that the pleasure-twats of women in this part of the world are much cheaper than stones. Therefore, the walls should be built of twats." :-/
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    edited October 2012
    I wanna post a hulk gif in regards to MSs but I can't :(
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Someone just showed me this X_X

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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    You act as though it hurts your eyes
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Not my eyes, but it hurts to think about having that.

    I hate crazy piercings like that, earrings and nose rings are one thing, but that's just dumb.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    yea, corset piercings are stupid
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,704 moneytalker
    It's even worse when they are crooked as fuck :))
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Nah I think they are straight she is dropping the one shoulder so it makes the left look likes it's down a little bit
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    My ex does that kind of stuff. I think she has been pierced 350 times?
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Corset piercings don't bother me, but then again I'd like to do a suspension one time
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

    My ex does that kind of stuff. I think she has been pierced 350 times?

    And none were by his cock.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    People dont understand that corset piercings are a short term piercing
    You cant keep them in for the same time as a normal piercing
    Theyre just for show, basically
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Underoath announce plans to disband, set date for Anthology 1999 – 2013 release with two brand new songs and announcing farewell tour next week.

    Press Release Below

    Groundbreaking metalcore act UNDERØATH are formally announcing their plans to disband following a remarkable 15-year career that made a monumental impact on millions of fans and forever changed the face of heavy music.

    “It’s sad to say that we feel like it’s time to close this chapter, but we have never seen things more clearly,” says vocalist Spencer Chamberlain. “These have been the best years of my entire life, and I owe that to every single person who ever supported this band along the way. This wasn’t a quick decision by any means. It’s just time for us to move on.”

    The band is closing an era during which it served as a pillar of the heavy music scene. UNDERØATH formed an indelible bond with their massive fan base through relentless touring in front of sellout audiences on six continents, as well as the early adoption and mastery of social networking that helped bridge the divide between band and fan - resulting in the band becoming one of the first with 1 million ‘likes’ on Facebook as well as a tally of more than 70 million plays on MySpace.

    The Tampa, Florida-based group released seven acclaimed albums in total – including the Gold-certified mid-2000s releases They're Only Chasing Safety and Define the Great Line – that collectively yielded several groundbreaking videos, Grammy and Dove Award nominations and total sales in excess of 1.3 million units.

    On the road to becoming one of hard rock’s biggest success stories, UNDERØATH created a deep and enduring culture surrounding its music and message and became that rarest of things in the music world: a band that actually meant something, to millions of fans around the globe.

    UNDERØATH will cap its incredible run with the release of a career retrospective album, Anthology 1999-2013 – released November 6 on Solid State Records. With tracks culled from their 1999 debut, Act of Depression, through the instant classics on 2010’s Ø (Disambiguation), Anthology 1999-2013 is an essential collection of songs that celebrates the evolution of this seminal band.
    Pushing Anthology 1999-2013 beyond a mere retrospective, the release gives fans one last chance to hear newly recorded material in the form of new tracks “Sunburnt” and “Unsound.” Recorded with longtime producer Matt Goldman, the two new songs represent the final material recorded by the band.

    "Over the past decade or so of our lives, we have been able to live a dream traveling the world, playing music that excites us, and meeting more amazing people than we could have ever fathomed," says keyboardist Chris Dudley. "This couldn't be a more bittersweet moment for us. We have accomplished more, met more friends, seen more places and have just done more than we could have ever imagined, and we really wanted to just go out on the highest note possible. That's why we have put together a group of great friends and musicians for what will be our final tour ever. We are taking every moment of this tour as an opportunity to say goodbye to you all, as well as celebrate what has taken place over all these years. The love we have and the debt of gratitude that we owe to all of you is not able to be measured in any way."

    That farewell tour will commence in 2013, featuring fan-favorite songs that span the entirety of UNDERØATH’s career. Further details to be announced next week.

    “We don’t take this very lightly and it’s heartbreaking for all of us,” Chamberlain says of the band’s announcement, “but all good things must come to an end. We love all of you and hope to see you again soon.”

    Track Listing
    1. Sunburnt
    2. Unsound
    3. In Division
    4. Catch Myself Catching Myself
    5. Paper Lung
    6. Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
    7. Too Bright To See, Too Loud To Hear
    8. In Regards To Myself
    9. You're Ever So Inviting
    10. Writing On The Walls
    11. A Boy Brushed Red Living In Black And White
    12. Reinventing Your Exit
    13. It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door
    14. I've Got Ten Friends And A Crowbar That Says You Ain't Gonna Do Jack
    15. When The Sun Sleeps
    16. Cries Of The Past
    17. Heart Of Stone
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    I'm loling at all the people on my FB crying over this
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    I want this song to play as I die
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX2tyAxi7cI
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Aww what the fuck... I like Underoath :(
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