"Im'ma just letcha know ma, I'm into dat no respect shit. Spittin' on ya face while I explode all ova ya walls and shit, ya feel me?"
"That's fine baby, I like it nasty, and you're so sexy right now that I wouldn't mind at all."
"Aight, Im'ma slap ya in the face repeatedly and call ya a filthy slut, that's all you broads are to an alpha like me, ya feel me? You basically gonna be nothing more than an object to me. I'm guessin' ya Pops wasn't around much, Im'ma be ya new Pops for the night, on some incest shit, ya feel me?"
"Ooooh you're so dirty, I'll be your little whore for the night. Slap me all you want baby, make me cry."
I ran into him a second time, and he approached me and was like "Yo, for real, what's up? Why won't you add me back or talk to me anymore?", and I just straight up told him "'Cause you dropped me like a middle school bitch just 'cause yo bitch was choosing, that's not my fault, I never made any advances towards her, I don't find her attractive, and you did everything BUT blame her, you made sure she had absolutely no fault, even doe I didn't do jack shit. She liked my picture, Goddamn, what an asshole I am. You're 19 motherfucker, and you acted like a jealous 12 year old over a fucking Facebook like. And quite frankly, I don't fuck wit someone so bitchmade. Funny how you're always preaching "Bros before hoes." and you did the exact opposite.......OVER A FACEBOOK LIKE. Especially someone who you claimed was a best friend. Funny way of showing it. Don't expect second chances wit me.".
He just kinda stared blankly at me, and was just like ".......OK.", and walked away. Felt like a fucking boss. Just completely telling his ass off face to face, and he simply walked away wit his tail between his legs.
i would've loved to be a fly on the wall for this conversation. pure comedy gold
I think this is the first time in my 18 years of existence that I actually had a productive musical conversation with my sister. Usually it's just me being a pretentious douche bag and her being a pleb. But we were able to converse about Frank Ocean and basic hip-hop. Feels weird
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"Im'ma just letcha know ma, I'm into dat no respect shit. Spittin' on ya face while I explode all ova ya walls and shit, ya feel me?"
"That's fine baby, I like it nasty, and you're so sexy right now that I wouldn't mind at all."
"Aight, Im'ma slap ya in the face repeatedly and call ya a filthy slut, that's all you broads are to an alpha like me, ya feel me? You basically gonna be nothing more than an object to me. I'm guessin' ya Pops wasn't around much, Im'ma be ya new Pops for the night, on some incest shit, ya feel me?"
"Ooooh you're so dirty, I'll be your little whore for the night. Slap me all you want baby, make me cry."
What the fuck, these bitches man.......
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