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Dang, he has a black and white band logo as well... This is why I don't like changing my profile picture because I get so used to seeing it (same goes for others changing theirs).
On his way to prom he stole a sewing machine to fix a hole in his tux off the ups truck, while trying to fend him off the driver ran off the road into the river. Displaying his prize he had a picture taken then headed on his way.
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
Man who lost hand to alligator charged with unlawful feeding
Talk about adding insult to injury: An Everglades tour guide who lost his hand to an alligator last month was arrested over the weekend, charged with unlawful alligator feeding.
Wallace Weatherholt, a 63-year-old airboat captain, was leading a tour on June 12 when the group encountered a 9-foot alligator. Passengers told the Fort Myers News-Press that Weatherholt "hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator attacked."
Wildlife officials then tracked and killed the alligator, according to the paper. They "retrieved Weatherholt's hand from its stomach, but doctors were unable to reattach it."
Weatherholt was charged with unlawful feeding, a second-degree misdemeanor, on Friday. He posted $1,000 and was released from Collier County Jail.
Feeding alligators is illegal in the state of Florida, where at least 19 people have been cited in the last two years, according to West Palm Beach's WPTV. The charges carry a fine of up to $500 and possible jail time.
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You can't be down, when you're always high.
I do. And even my hand is a badder bitch than anything you'll ever get.
>says it doesnt bother him >writes out paragraph explaining how it doesnt bother him >goes about with more posts of insecurity on how it doesnt bother him
teh frontal lobe iz hugely responsible for his erratic behavior
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Man who lost hand to alligator charged with unlawful feeding
Talk about adding insult to injury: An Everglades tour guide who lost his hand to an alligator last month was arrested over the weekend, charged with unlawful alligator feeding.
Wallace Weatherholt, a 63-year-old airboat captain, was leading a tour on June 12 when the group encountered a 9-foot alligator. Passengers told the Fort Myers News-Press that Weatherholt "hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator attacked."
Wildlife officials then tracked and killed the alligator, according to the paper. They "retrieved Weatherholt's hand from its stomach, but doctors were unable to reattach it."
Weatherholt was charged with unlawful feeding, a second-degree misdemeanor, on Friday. He posted $1,000 and was released from Collier County Jail.
Feeding alligators is illegal in the state of Florida, where at least 19 people have been cited in the last two years, according to West Palm Beach's WPTV. The charges carry a fine of up to $500 and possible jail time.
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Talk about adding insult to injury: An Everglades tour guide who lost his hand to an alligator last month was arrested over the weekend, charged with unlawful alligator feeding.
Wallace Weatherholt, a 63-year-old airboat captain, was leading a tour on June 12 when the group encountered a 9-foot alligator. Passengers told the Fort Myers News-Press that Weatherholt "hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator attacked."
Wildlife officials then tracked and killed the alligator, according to the paper. They "retrieved Weatherholt's hand from its stomach, but doctors were unable to reattach it."
Weatherholt was charged with unlawful feeding, a second-degree misdemeanor, on Friday. He posted $1,000 and was released from Collier County Jail.
Feeding alligators is illegal in the state of Florida, where at least 19 people have been cited in the last two years, according to West Palm Beach's WPTV. The charges carry a fine of up to $500 and possible jail time.
>writes out paragraph explaining how it doesnt bother him
>goes about with more posts of insecurity on how it doesnt bother him
teh frontal lobe iz hugely responsible for his erratic behavior
[-(
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)