"The problem is that kids here at the Warped Tour don’t know that half of these “bands” play to an iPod track or that most “artists” don’t even write their own songs. They don’t realize that the singer of Never Shout Never is just a poor man’s Justin Bieber or that most of these “moshcore” bands that use 808’s to really BEEF UP their bass tone are the most recent manifestation of nu metal. Really guys? The dude from Milli Vanilli KILLED HIMSELF because he was so ashamed at being outed as a phony and yet on a daily basis I walk out into the crowd and hear autotuned vocals in a live setting. What the fuck has happened to us? Don’t we want more than this? Music once made me want to play music. Now there are days that it makes me want to never listen to it again. Put your ear to the ground, take off your stupid fucking neon shirt and get a haircut. Oh, and what happened to throwing tomatoes at people onstage that just plain sucked? I say we bring that back. As a matter of fact, I think Breathe Carolina are playing soon…"
"The problem is that kids here at the Warped Tour don’t know that half of these “bands” play to an iPod track or that most “artists” don’t even write their own songs. They don’t realize that the singer of Never Shout Never is just a poor man’s Justin Bieber or that most of these “moshcore” bands that use 808’s to really BEEF UP their bass tone are the most recent manifestation of nu metal. Really guys? The dude from Milli Vanilli KILLED HIMSELF because he was so ashamed at being outed as a phony and yet on a daily basis I walk out into the crowd and hear autotuned vocals in a live setting. What the fuck has happened to us? Don’t we want more than this? Music once made me want to play music. Now there are days that it makes me want to never listen to it again. Put your ear to the ground, take off your stupid fucking neon shirt and get a haircut. Oh, and what happened to throwing tomatoes at people onstage that just plain sucked? I say we bring that back. As a matter of fact, I think Breathe Carolina are playing soon…"
IF DINOSAURS WERE STILL AROUND I THINK THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD PILOTS AND/OR MUSICIANS BECAUSE THEY HAVE LONG NECKS AND SPIKES AND BIG TEETH AND QUICK LEGS BUT NOT ALWAYS ON THE SAME DINOSAUR I THINK THEY WOULDNT LIKE MCDONALDS BUT COULD TOLERATE HUNGRY JACKS BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONION RINGS AND A DINOSAUR MIGHT GET DIARRHOEA AND HURT ALOT OF PEOPLE BUT THEN AGAIN IT MIGHT NOT.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING LOVE DINOSAURS!!!
I WISH I WAS A FUCKING DINOSAUR
I WOULD EAT EVERYTHING WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT, MAINLY BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS SO SMALL. BUT I COULD STEP ON A BUS SO FUCK YOU. YOU AINT GOT BUS SHOES LIKE ME. I WOULDNT HAVE TO USE A TOILET EITHER BECAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS MY TOILET
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i was supposed to be on that line
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING LOVE DINOSAURS!!!
I WISH I WAS A FUCKING DINOSAUR
I WOULD EAT EVERYTHING WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT, MAINLY BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS SO SMALL. BUT I COULD STEP ON A BUS SO FUCK YOU. YOU AINT GOT BUS SHOES LIKE ME. I WOULDNT HAVE TO USE A TOILET EITHER BECAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS MY TOILET