YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Stratophony

nutella > all!

MenAreTrash

nutella > all!

\m/

Adam

PB and J on english muffins ftw.

Necrothulhu

Jäger can make you black out

any alcohol can make you black out <_>

I never blacked out on any alcohol until I had like half a bottle of jäger or more. I don't exactly know how much I had...lost track after the 3rd shot

Adam

I haven't blacked out either.

Necrothulhu

I have...it's horrible. Avoid that shit cuz I almost died, I'm sure someone else can as well

NolaFree810

i blacked out once woke up in the hospital lol

BlindGuardian93

Having some random 8 year old walk up to me and ask for a cigg. I was like wtf was that

sbs_will

Having some random 8 year old walk up to me and ask for a cigg. I was like wtf was that

:-))

#-O

MetalSSlayer

my daughter cries til i make her a pbj sandwhich..
then breaks it apart and only eats the jelly side. every time. ugh.

Why not just make a jelly sandwhich?

If I make it without peanut butter, she cries.

That sucks. When I was little I didn't like PB&J together so I either had peanut butter sanwiches or jelly sandwiches.

Stratophony

i blacked out all the time when i was younger..... aint no thang

SkullAndCrossbones

i blacked out once woke up in the hospital lol

same here. only i woke up naked strapped to the bed with a catheter in me and an IV in my arm :-))

Stratophony

pussaez

SkullAndCrossbones

I remember my first beer

tell me more 8->

Adam

I woke up naked on my roof mothafucka lol.

SkullAndCrossbones

I was 4, it was a cold russian winter. my father had just come inside from killing some communists and my mother was making hot pockets...

:-?

drinkwine732

I was 4, it was a cold russian winter. my father had just come inside from killing some communists and my mother was making hot pockets...

Strikingly similar to mine...

Chicken_Fucker

back on the cell phone topic

I always had the oldest ass cell phones possible and had some samsung piece of shit phone that was pretty much a fossil up until christmas of this year, I finally got an I phone 4, I was all :-D.

Then a couple of days later I go to the gym to drop off my kids in the playroom and two little 6 year old kids get reminded of their mother that they forgot their I-phones in the playroom and to go back and get them. It was the same exact phone that I just got, I was all :-|


then the more I thought about it, I was all

Brian

The 11 year old kid I watch on occasion apparently has an iPad. When he told me I was like........WHAT?

sbs_will

Having some random 8 year old walk up to me and ask for a cigg. I was like wtf was that

was it will?

I don't smoke ciggs