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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    So check this out. School was hit by a tornado last year, most people know that. This girls dad was killed in the tornado... One of my friends is an asshole, and thinks he's making funny dark jokes when after someone says something like "Shit, that hurt," he says "Like Courtney Last name's dad!" Or something along the lines of that. I'll admit I've laughed at a couple of them before, but he takes it over the top...like it's almost a daily thing. Anyway, this girl breaks up with her boyfriend....and my friend is now trying to get with her and take her to prom and all this shit.

    It just grinds my gears seeing as he's really a complete asshole. I hope he slips up and makes a joke around her and she kicks his ass.
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I make awful jokes like that all the time. It's a method of coping with reality for some people.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Possibly selling my Burm. :( I love him dearly and don't really want to, but after long, hard thought, for about a week now, I think he'd have a better life with someone more prepared. I rushed into getting a huge snake when I had my snake love re-sparked, and it was a dumb move. I'm keeping the other 2 no problem, but I have to think of both mine and this snake's future, the main problem being I can't move out and live on my own with a 10-12 foot snake, that could be a huge obstacle.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Awww, that sucks. At least you're doing the right thing.
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited 2011 11
    Make sure he gets a good home
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Am I the only female who doesn't care about the toilet seat thing? I only care if you take a shit in it, and then don't flush. That's fucking gross.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yea, I'm talking to my snake breeder buddy, who's gonna help me sell him, since he knows tons of other breeders and responsible snake/reptile owners.

    I just have to keep in mind that he doesn't love me and won't miss me, but it's still gonna be really hard. I'm gonna miss him so much, but I made a dumb move, and I have to remember that it will be better for him in the long run.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Am I the only female who doesn't care about the toilet seat thing? I only care if you take a shit in it, and then don't flush. That's fucking gross.
    it's just really annoying to have put the seat down every damn time. i don't want to touch that butt seat.
    so i slam it down really hard lol
    Use your foot. That's what I do to put the lid down after I wash my hands.

  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    "it's just really annoying to have put the seat down every damn time. i don't want to touch that butt seat. "

    exact reasoning for putting it down, lol
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    edited 2011 11
    Oh trust me, we've all made hundreds of tornado jokes. I make them all the time about my school, neighborhood, everything..but to constantly beat a dead horse, and in the case...dad...it just get's old and messed up. And now he's trying to flip it.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Lol for the first semester, it was pretty much:

    Teacher: Come on guys, it's not really that bad (talking about work or something)
    Random Kid: TELL THAT TO OUR SCHOOL
    *knee slaps all around*
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Work
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    not to interrupt your snake story but
    why is it so difficult for grown men to put the toilet seat down?
    in a house full of females. have some courtesy GAWSH.
    Okay I always put the seat down no problem. However I have never understood why females want to bitch about it. If it is so easy for us males to put it down as you say, wouldn't it be just as easy to look where you sit first and put it down if need be? No bitching necessary. I'm pretty sure the tenth of a calorie it would burn to do it would not kill anyone
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I fell in the toilet once. :(
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I'm not just picking on you distance I just never understood it there was a lady I worked with once that would go insane if someone forgot to put it down. She was baffled when I asked her why she didn't look atthe toilet before she sat.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    You can flush and forget to put the seat down. Lol
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I don't even put the seat up, I have grade A aim. B-)
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    This sausage that was on this pizza from walmart smelling like ass :0&
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  • LeaLea Posts: 1,549 balls deep
    Bad weather...yet AGAIN. I'm so sick of this shit.
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Am I the only female who doesn't care about the toilet seat thing? I only care if you take a shit in it, and then don't flush. That's fucking gross.
    it's just really annoying to have put the seat down every damn time. i don't want to touch that butt seat.
    so i slam it down really hard lol
    it aint that big of a deal. im constantly lifting it up and down depending on if i gotta pee or shit. and you can't be talkin' about a public bathroom cause the seat should always be down in the ladies room lol. just use a piece of toilet paper when you put it down if you dont like to touch the seat.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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