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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Waking up to a text message from my friend bitching that he does nothing in life. Ugh. Just get off your ass and leave. Do something.
    No joke. tell them to go hitchhiking, or jump a train heading to who knows where. If I didnt have a wife and kids, I'd probably have quit my job by now and gone world traveling.

    I've told him to just buy a train ticket somewhere and just go...but he's too much of a pussy. If I didn't have school, I'd be doing that. He just pisses me off. Stop bitching and just fucking..ugh. Not even worth me finishing the sentence.
    fuck buying a ticket... just jump a freight train. The one summer I did that, best fucking summer of my life.

    I would be worried about getting raped by a hobo.

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    fuck buying a ticket... just jump a freight train. The one summer I did that, best fucking summer of my life.

    I would be worried about getting raped by a hobo.

    It wasn't advice for girls. And when my buds and I jumped a freight train, we didnt run into any hobos. We had the entire car to our self for about 3 states. (it was kind of an accident that we got stuck in it, and that was the next time it slowed down. Luckily our parents never found out)
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    jump a frieght train?? okayy jack keroac........
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip


    fuck buying a ticket... just jump a freight train. The one summer I did that, best fucking summer of my life.

    I would be worried about getting raped by a hobo.

    It wasn't advice for girls. And when my buds and I jumped a freight train, we didnt run into any hobos. We had the entire car to our self for about 3 states. (it was kind of an accident that we got stuck in it, and that was the next time it slowed down. Luckily our parents never found out)
    Men get raped too. :-))

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    jump a frieght train?? okayy jack keroac........
    i've no clue who this keroac dude is, and google didnt help me. Regardless... jumping a train isnt a difficult thing to do. or it wasn't 15 years ago. it is a boring thing to do though... however the adventure of the whole thing is where the money is.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Men get raped too. :-))
    true. although, that was hardly anything we considered. There was three of us. Our biggest concern was getting home without being in deep shit.

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    jump a frieght train?? okayy jack keroac........
    i've no clue who this keroac dude is, and google didnt help me. Regardless... jumping a train isnt a difficult thing to do. or it wasn't 15 years ago. it is a boring thing to do though... however the adventure of the whole thing is where the money is.
    jack kerouac is an author who commonly wrote about ramblin and shit, very famous. i figured with all that nerd talk in the other thread that you would be an educated man. his novel on the road is considered an american classic
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    jack kerouac is an author who commonly wrote about ramblin and shit, very famous. i figured with all that nerd talk in the other thread that you would be an educated man. his novel on the road is considered an american classic
    I've never claimed to be educated on every topic. I've even admitted that I am a very slow reader, so I pick my books carefully. Not saying he isnt worthy of a read, but just haven't come across him.

    Seriously though... Jumping a freight train is boring as fuck. especially if you aren't planning it. It's loud, and gets a little chilly at night going through the mountains. It is one of those things that I look back and think was funny as fuck, but it isnt something i'd ever want to do again.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    what do you think you have?
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,744 mod
    Oh noes. :( I hope you're ok.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I hope you're ok =(
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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    edited April 2011
    Hope its nothin serious. <3
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    well im glad you arent in danger... and hope it turns out to be nothing.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So... I'm not sure how to take this so i'm putting it here. I moved into this upper middle class neighborhood where no one has fences. The hood is about 15 years old. Well we moved in last Oct, and then today my Asian neighbors starting doing something like:

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    I'm like... WTF! dude I am not fucking mongolian. They have no kids, no dogs, no cats, and no one else has a fence. Is there any other way to take this? Why didnt they build their great wall sometime in the last 15 years?
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Best wishes, Distance :-(
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i canz help her vajayjay ;-)
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    i canz help her vajayjay ;-)
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