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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

June 2010

^that SUCKS. Or how when you have morningwood that simply WONT GO AWAY.

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies

June 2010

Whack off and it will go away. Not hard(no pun) at all William.

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

June 2010

Please. At 5 in the morning when I wake up before my alarm, I'm too tired to do anything than just lie there trying unsuccesfully to go back to sleep.

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies

June 2010

THEN WHACK OFF AND FALL BACK ASLEEP!!!!

When you jizz your body releases chemicals and makes you leepy. lol

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

June 2010 edited June 2010

Leepy? Does that mean I will want to take more leaps?

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies

June 2010

Leppy another word for sleepy assclown.

I'm leepy

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

June 2010

Then go to bed.

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies

June 2010

I using a example. *goes and plays COD*

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

June 2010

Marc doing something that makes him stay awake longer. Stupid Mexican.

I kid.

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

June 2010

Missing an important phone call because your phone died while you were sleeping, so your phone didnt wake you up when the call came.

I hope she isnt mad at me....

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Mysterious Posts: 941 salt miner

June 2010

^the same thing happened to me a few days ago, only I forgot to take my phone off vibrate so thats why I didnt wake up.

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Stratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip

June 2010

meh... its happened to me too.

A good "Don't be mad at me" with lil gift always does the trick

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

June 2010

MY RIDE SITUATION TO AND FROM IRON MAIDEN JUST FAILED ON ME.

I love winning with women
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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

June 2010

The fact that I can't drive Alex to Maiden

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

June 2010

tattoo guys randomly getting sick and leaving

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

June 2010

I wouldn't be so pissed had I been able to see them back in 2008, but thanks to bullshit with my gf at the time, I couldn't.

I love winning with women
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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

June 2010

She's no friend of yours if she doesn't let you see Maiden.

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

June 2010

Have Katia pick you up. :P

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Mike Posts: 7,820 admin

June 2010

When I log on AIM and my entire buddy list is deleted.

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cannibiscorpse Posts: 5,577 salt miner

June 2010

haha

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