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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2018

good argument ya ok

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

September 2018

Power is finally back on.

I'm 3 IPA's in, and ready to order some Uber Eats. Fuck the gym.

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

September 2018

Why this nigga drinking IPAs to get drunk

Why not just do a couple shots and eat a couple loafs of bread, thats essentially what ur doing lmao

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2018

Xeno said:

Why this nigga drinking IPAs to get drunk

Why not just do a couple shots and eat a couple loafs of bread, thats essentially what ur doing lmao

u goin on about sukkin dikkz again

fhag

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

September 2018

Give me that cat dick or shut the fuck up old man

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

September 2018

IPA's > liquor and bread...

The fuck is wrong with you?

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2018

Xeno said:

Give me that cat dick or shut the fuck up old man

lol... i was gonna ask if youve gotten laid lately, then i remembered youre ghay so no....

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2018

Even if he was, what does being gay have to do with getting laid?

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SATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy

September 2018

Ever met a gay virgin?

Under 16 doesn't count

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

September 2018

That_Guy_Arlo said:

IPA's > liquor and bread...

The fuck is wrong with you?

It was a joke. IPAs are essentially yeast cultures. You're drinking alcoholic bread

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WakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2018

What does a lesbian bring on her second date? A moving van.

What does a gay man bring on his second date? What second date

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2018

Xeno said:

That_Guy_Arlo said:

IPA's > liquor and bread...

The fuck is wrong with you?

It was a joke. IPAs are essentially yeast cultures. You're drinking alcoholic bread

beers is liquid bread all the same ingredients makes bread makes beers

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

September 2018

God damn my balls itch and I can’t scratch

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2018

ball itch death

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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FLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy

September 2018

NEEW said:

And I only gave a fuck 8 minutes ago.

Fuck rescinded.

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

September 2018

7 years here
Holy fuck

I want to die

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

September 2018

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

September 2018

Its insane how long we've been talking on the internet

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

September 2018

My last week at my old job and everyones paychecks are short by hundreds of dollars or more of overtime. Everyone is going irate and the payroll lady says it's supposed to be this way

Now everyone is threatening to quit and sue them ) LETS THROW HANDS BOI

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

September 2018

Fuck em up

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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