YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Stoned_Catz

hey jay giv me a lol fukkr recognize tru humor and giv wat it deserves

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Don't do it. Remember the bad memes.

OPP

about to get fired soon from yet another good payong job lmao. lesson learned... fin tech office jobs are NOT for me.

thanks for the $7500 tho. word up.

OPP

they also paid for MDF 2019 and all my 2018 summer and fall concert arrangements )))

OPP

feelin like leo in catch me if you can

Xeno

Why are you being let go?

OPP

im not fast enough at the job. you need to hit 10 a day for your first month, then 15 the next, then 23 the next, and then 30 going forward.

i hit an average of 2 a day lmao

OPP

financial tech also comes with SHIT.FUCKING.LOADS of compliance issues you have to tiptoe around and it makes it way more challenging. 

Xeno

Yeah that shit sounds gay af

My constant back-of-mind backup if this whole teaching thing crashes is to get certified for either electrical engineering tech or plumbing

FLAT

Lol that reminds me at my work if a slow dude tries to help I just tell them to find something else to do. 

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The construction company is always hiring. They have jobs all over the country. 

Stoned_Catz

Dime said:

He turned Arabic for a minute lol

ya know, my family been all over the planet fighting evil doers, proly pick that up from my cousins they was in Iraq

OPP

Daydrinker said:

Yeah that shit sounds gay af

My constant back-of-mind backup if this whole teaching thing crashes is to get certified for either electrical engineering tech or plumbing

Stilt_legs said:

Lol that reminds me at my work if a slow dude tries to help I just tell them to find something else to do. 

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The construction company is always hiring. They have jobs all over the country. 

I have a number of options for backup jobs but im def gonna give myself a couple weeks off after this circus packs up.

honestly kind of wanna do custodian work for a while. pays mediocre but i love to clean and I have mexican blood so Im basically qualified already.

FLAT

Get stoned and be alone \m/

OPP

fuck yeah exactly. and jam music.

both are reasons I loved the target backroom.

OPP

parents will be beyond disappointed in me when I tell them im taking up janitorial service for a while but it doesnt matter because Im dead to them anyway lol

OPP

such is the price of having devout christian honor roll siblings, a mother with a PhD, and a father who makes six figs. such is life )))

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Get you fucked up at PLV :-? 

WakeOfAshes

OPP said:

im not fast enough at the job. you need to hit 10 a day for your first month, then 15 the next, then 23 the next, and then 30 going forward.

i hit an average of 2 a day lmao

10 what a day? What did you do? 

OPP

10 loan decisons. that includes detailed fraud review, proper call wording to a t (otherwise its a fail), income verification via pay statements and w2s and bak statements, calls to a bank to confirm direct deposits, and on top of this, offer withdrawl requests dont count.

ten of those a day bare minimum.

the writing is on the walls lol