YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Stoned_Catz

no. get that fukkin lime out my gaddammm beerz u fukkin wetbakk

Stoned_Catz

datz cuz they use shit filled water to brew with

Stoned_Catz

iz it national be an asshole day, gaddam fukk

FLAT

Roommate isn't working at a jail but he will have some desk job at the Sheriffs office fuck it pisses me off. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

It's good to have people on the inside.

FLAT

Nah hes a schill selling out to the almighty dollar. 

Me_

Jobe said:

It's good to have people on the inside.

Yea...criminals like you need a hook up when pinched

SATAN

Stoned_Catz

i was thinkin more like raid the evidence room

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Sometimes it's nice having connections 

>early 2000's
>Co worker in a band 
>go see them practice all the time 
>bring friends with 
>go to their gigs
>have good time 
>friend is singer in band
>your guitar player has riffs bro 
>you don't know who that is?
>he is a sheriff deputy
>cool I guess 

Months later 


>be out at bars 
>bar closes 
>go outside 
>huge brawl 
>friends involved
>try to get them out 
>get pulled into it 
>cops show up 
>squad cars everywhere 
>about to get cuffed by another cop 
>hear "get those guys, I got these guys"
>it's Deputy Riffs
>gtfo of here, no more trouble"
>yes sir 

Stoned_Catz

jobes workin da pigz

Gnomez

Jobz an informant 

Stoned_Catz

u ever run into someone u haven't seen in a long while, get excited thinking theys proly a cool dude now, just to find out they is the same fhag they was back then?

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Nope. Once a lame, always a lame. Usually now it's people who used to be cool that are either all fucked up now or all straight laced. People have a hard time staying balanced.

Stoned_Catz

my Ag "Agriculture" teacher in highschool was a dikk piece of shit two faced fhaggot, i ran into him at the local hardware store, he is working there retired from teaching , anyways, i got all excited inside thinkin maybe he was cool now.

said hello, ask if he remembered me, gave him my name then he was just a total asshole i wished i hadnt even said anything to him at all

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

So he remembers you then.

Stoned_Catz

dude, i was in that class with a bunch of dumb farm boys, everytime he needed someone with some brains, i had to be his bitch. i had to quit that class the next year.

Stoned_Catz

if youre living the good christian.gov lifestyle youre either brainwashed or a fukkin conformist either way dont critisize me jus fukkov

MenAreTrash

My band has been offered some good gigs here in San jose recently and twice now we've been replaced by the same band, after we already accepted to play the gig. Fuck this stupid city. i guess a city of a million only has enough room for one local indie/alt rock band. Smh

Stoned_Catz

kys or go to Seattle and start a Grunge Renaissance, tool n chains grunge.. not nirvahna crap n fukk pearl jam