YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Xeno

Stoned_Catz said:

its like there is a 1000 cab companies in nyc y fukkin drive ya know

I

Didn't

Stoned_Catz

u know where the Brooklyn Bridge is?

Me_

y

Stoned_Catz

cuz go there n jump off of it

kys

mrAPE

Catz what happened to your lady friend? 

Stoned_Catz

i havent talked to her in a couple days

Stoned_Catz

she was feelin better though the next day when she sobered up, we texted all day, made sure she was ok

mrAPE

But you didn't go get it in? 

Stoned_Catz

Heres what happened, she was living by herself in that country home, had been living there awhile had cats a dog fixed the place up nice..  

she went out somewhere when she came home she found the place ransacked and burglarized.. the cops convinced her people she flipped out and did ot herself, even though shit was gone. they said she proly pawned everything.

she went to stay with her boyfriend, hadnt been back to the house. her boyfriend starts treatin her like shit... shes afraid to go back to her house... she owns it

calls me. ya know this part of the story.

well the next day... i informed her she can get video surveillance, she thought it was expensive she couldnt afford it... i went on explaining its not expensive and also she could pay for a security service that would call 911 for her get her help...

all in all she started feeling better wants to get the security service and go back to her house...

havent checked on her since

Stoned_Catz

after all that, she still wanted to meet me said meet her in nyc at the Empire State building

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Police never believe what I tell em either.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

"I don't have anything on me officer"

)

Stoned_Catz

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

People should call the cops on themselves just to be shot for watching Dr Phil.

Stoned_Catz

UPfreebird said:

She must be a stellar chick if the cops believe she pawned her stuff.

dude they think the worste of everybody dont matter wut walk of life

Me_

lead by example

MetalCoresades

Im getting so sick of spam calls. My number must be on some list because I get calls from strange numbers all day every day. 

Me_

I'm on the do not call list and just got 1 about 15 minutes ago to extend my warranty on my wifes car..I fuck with them so hard...I actually look forward to them now

SATAN

I know a guy that makes money adding random people on fb then selling their info

Me_

I need that job