YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

FLAT

They must tell everyone that because it happened in Iowan too. 

Stoned_Catz

ive seen proof of it dude from fossils ive seen found in my county...

the glacier was big covered the whole northside of the earth... it probably stopped in iowa too

Stoned_Catz

the coolest part of the area i live in about ten miles from my place is an ancient American Indian battlefield. Presently, there is a Landscaping Tree Nursery with 100s of fields of plants and trees..  i got a job there when i was in highschool hoeing weeds ... i found dozens of Arrow heads i found one made out of Onyx got like $500.00 for it... we'd find giant axe heads too. it was awesome working there. never found any bones though. but there are mounds further south where they buried their dead

Gnomez

Gary said:

My wife reads this sometimes when I leave it open..She thinks we are a bunch of morons...She thinks Catz is retarded...She asked me how did the special ed kid get here..I told her he's in his 40's then she said well I know he's broke and single

Sorry those filthy PMs I sent you were meant for her....
Did she not delete our convo again like I told her to!?

Dime

And Meat Wars Season 3 has yeiled a strong season 3 premiere with Gary being cast as poverty meat redneck. 

Rex_Capone420

)))))))))))

OPP

infest shirt i ordered online is 100% cotton but wont shrink down and now im stuck with a shirt thats obviously too big on me fuck my life

Me_

if it won't shrink then it's not cotton

Me_

unless it's pre-shrunk which is kind wierd

Stoned_Catz

run it through the dryer after its already been dryed on full heat then hang it to cool down 

OPP

Gary said:

unless it's pre-shrunk which is kind wierd

and normally i account for that but heres the weirder part: it doesnt even say pre shrunk. 

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OPP said:

 but heres the weirder part: it doesnt even say pre shrunk. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfpDkutWG8

That_Guy_Arlo

Ticketfaggot up to their usual tricks:

Dime

They charged me an entertainment fee once. I was like whut. 

That_Guy_Arlo

Oh, and something else that grinds my gears. I used to fucking love Sonic Syndicate back in like 07-08 and I just found out that they released an album only last year. Listened out of curiosity and now I'm fucking pissed off. This band already started sucking in 2010 but jesus fucking christ talk about a god damn sell out piece of shit band. Eden Fire and Only Inhuman are amazing albums IMO and now I seriously want this band to crash their god damn bus next time they're on the road. Seriously die slow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pip4qIBzZho

OPP

Dime said:

They charged me an entertainment fee once. I was like whut. 

"I mean yeah the band shows up but you gotta pay to make them dance, kid"

OPP

That_Guy_Arlo said:

Ticketfaggot up to their usual tricks:

LEARN HOW THIS MAN TURNED 37 DOLLARS INTO 68 DOLLARS WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

MetalCoresades

I fell asleep on the floor in the bathroom last night

Someone had to stand over me to puke. 

Rex_Capone420

Probably should hve went to the hospital 

MetalCoresades

I didnt puke though. Just fell asleep there