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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Rutabaga said:
    Gnomez said:
    Rutabaga said:
    Starting to look around for houses to buy and found one i really wanted...but it has an HOA. Fuck that 

    What sort of price range you looking at?
    And what's HOA?
    200k, but i'll go as high as 250

    an HOA is a home owners association. If a neighborhood has one you have to pay them monthly and they have a set of rules and regulations you must follow. But theyre notorious for being power hungry nazis. They'll fine you money for stupid things like leaving your holiday decorations up a few days too late, your grass being too long, etc
    I met a client in one of my bankruptcy cases a few years ago that was getting $2000 monthly fines from his HOA because he accidentally ran his car into his garage door and dented it and didn't have the money to replace it. That's actually how I found out about how the HOA liens work because the HOA was foreclosing on the property and there was nothing the mortgage company could do to stop it
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    He should have tried filing that on his insurance. Probably would have been covered. 
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    SPLATTER said:
    Rutabaga said:
    Gnomez said:
    Rutabaga said:
    Starting to look around for houses to buy and found one i really wanted...but it has an HOA. Fuck that 

    What sort of price range you looking at?
    And what's HOA?
    200k, but i'll go as high as 250

    an HOA is a home owners association. If a neighborhood has one you have to pay them monthly and they have a set of rules and regulations you must follow. But theyre notorious for being power hungry nazis. They'll fine you money for stupid things like leaving your holiday decorations up a few days too late, your grass being too long, etc
    I met a client in one of my bankruptcy cases a few years ago that was getting $2000 monthly fines from his HOA because he accidentally ran his car into his garage door and dented it and didn't have the money to replace it. That's actually how I found out about how the HOA liens work because the HOA was foreclosing on the property and there was nothing the mortgage company could do to stop it
    Thats so fucked
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Rutabaga said:
    I did read this funny story about a guy who had an hoa and he would put up a Bulldogs flag outside his home on saturdays for the football game. He forgot to take it down one time and the hoa gave him a warning of a fine and told him sports flags are only allowed to be outside on the day the school is competing.

    So he looked up the schedules of every last athletic group Georgia has from golf to swimming to cross country to ultimate frisbee to quidditch which basically allowed him to have the flag flying every day. Then the hoa tried to hold a meeting to amend the rules and the community vetoed it 
    LOL/awesome
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    That complaint is literally a decade old
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I forgot we were supposed to stop being mad about it ten years ago. My b.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    edited June 2017
    Yeah i stopped being mad at 9/11 In 2011. People need to just let that shit go already. 
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    New Era stickers are an inside job
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    edited June 2017
    I heard the kids who leave the stickernon were part of obamas hot dog parties and they use the sticker to let other hot dog party kids know they are not alone 
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    What's up with your crazy president pullimg out of the climate change conference in Paris? 
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    @Rutabaga good luck With the house hunting man. A HOA sounds like it could have a lot of benefits. ...but a lot of dramas if the committee/association are a bunch of cunts 
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod
    LOOT said:
    You were mad?
    Dead


  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I been knew it was an inside job since I was 9
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    my mom woke me up to the insid job shit in like 2003
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Now that I have a sxs and a trailer,... and Jobe has a sxs,... I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO LOOK FOR ON CRAIGSLIST!  FUCK!

    Well you bought a Polaris, so you may as well start shopping for spare parts :)




    And a fire extinguisher :))



    Seriously though, Amazon has accessories for days. LED light bars, whips, wheel well lights, tree straps, snatch blocks, winch blankets, more tow straps, a high lift jack, skid plates, axle protectors, set of tools to keep on board,  windshield wiper, increased roll bars, waterproof storage boxes, helmet coms, side mirrors, the list never ends lol. First thing I have to do is pull the exhaust off and heat wrap it and cover the bottom of the cab plastics with heat shielding to reduce some of the cab heat. Then doors, an center console cover (also for heat and noise) a trailer, power washer and....

    What else to buy isn't gonna be a problem. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
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