"IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY MC. TOUCH IT. FUCKING TOUCH IT WITH YOUR FACE. GET IN THERE. IT TOUCHED YOUR LIPS. THAT SHIT AINT COMING OFF. YOU SEE THAT JUICE? ITS IN YOUR BEARD YOU FUCK. IT AINT COMING OUT"
You're a prime example of the dangers of a lack of personal hygiene and upkeep but sure I'm a faggot. Ain't nothin gay about it you jus look better when everything's on point.
When women are ovulating, women prefer men who ooze masculinity. This includes beards.
All other times of the month, women prefer fuckboys.
I have a beard dumbass it's jus not a caveman beard like yours. Yours looks like a damn mess lmao. And clearly you don't have any females on you so what point are you tryna make here...
I want a beard like Drake's. Not cause it's Drake but his shit is jus literally perfect facial hair imo. I grow it as thick as that finally but it doesn't grow on my cheeks yet at all.
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I can picture it now.
also:
faggot tree
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All other times of the month, women prefer fuckboys.
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I want a beard like Drake's. Not cause it's Drake but his shit is jus literally perfect facial hair imo. I grow it as thick as that finally but it doesn't grow on my cheeks yet at all.
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These jokes are exhibit A.