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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

November 2014

Had to dip early cuz this chick we're taking home got too drunk too early. I feel your pain

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

NolaFree810 said:

the fact that erik didnt post a pic only proves she aint no dime

You hold me to that high of a standard? Thanks dude. I'm fucking honored.

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

EpisodeElevator said:

Not my fault bitches wanna trip.

Next time just date a girl with better coordination.

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014 edited November 2014

EpisodeElevator said:

Not insecure at all. Just don't feel like giving vultures more ammo. How stupid you think I am?

Are you sure you want the forum to answer that one?

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

EpisodeElevator said:

This the most yall gettin.

She had purdy eyes. .

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

November 2014

ITT: Dime goes ham

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

I prefer beef.

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

Everything is just so much more hilarious when I'm high therefore it all warrants a response which I laugh myself to death over before realizing how stupid it was. But its okay because the miracle of green cures all.

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker

November 2014

Pork

Pass the god damn butter.
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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

November 2014

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

November 2014

Curry chicken for dinner

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker

November 2014

How steep of a mountain do you live on? Your whole house is sideways.

Dem webbed feet must give you extra grip to stick to shit.

Pass the god damn butter.
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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

November 2014

We're upside down even

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Number1RamsFan Posts: 9,477 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

Fuckin snowing already :-L

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

November 2014

Bud :-&

been asked to leave parties like three times because I was drunk and said fuck it and sparked up.

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Number1RamsFan Posts: 9,477 destroyer of motherfuckers

November 2014

They kick people out for smoking? At the parties I go to, niggas flock to the dude who shows up with weed.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

November 2014

Yeah got fucked up last nightz. Partied at my buddies aunts, all their kids got up at 7:30. Wanted to tell them to kill themselves

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

November 2014

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

November 2014

>byob on the invite
>"where the beer at? why isn't there any drinks?

fucking freshman

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

November 2014

) one beer for 5 bucks

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