> day going fine > get dinner at jack in the box with gf before bodom > get in line for bodom > stomach growling af > be 20 min later > get drinks at bar >[growling intensifies] > starts actually hurting > gf says go to the bathroom > in line for bathroom because theres a line for everyfuckingthing > feelslikemyassholeisonfire.wav > get in stall > be fifteen seconds later > toilet bowl looks like tough mudder > go back to floor > be 20 minutes into bodom > well... im about to puke. > run to bathroom > make it to trashcan outside bathroom > puketacular > bouncer sees me > gets four other bouncers to drag me out because thats the proper amount of security needed for a skinny 5ft 9 white boy >"youre fucking loaded, stay out of my club"
this is seriously gay you guys. ive come close to getting thrown out of a couple venues for fighting and I always thought that the day I did get tossed it would be for being a badass and stealing somebodys jaw... not doing the shit to myself.
I had a really hard time shopping for new pants today... I'm getting too fat. I'm on the border of normal sizes, and plus sizes, and no pants fit me right.
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> get dinner at jack in the box with gf before bodom
> get in line for bodom
> stomach growling af
> be 20 min later
> get drinks at bar
>[growling intensifies]
> starts actually hurting
> gf says go to the bathroom
> in line for bathroom because theres a line for everyfuckingthing
> feelslikemyassholeisonfire.wav
> get in stall
> be fifteen seconds later
> toilet bowl looks like tough mudder
> go back to floor
> be 20 minutes into bodom
> well... im about to puke.
> run to bathroom
> make it to trashcan outside bathroom
> puketacular
> bouncer sees me
> gets four other bouncers to drag me out because thats the proper amount of security needed for a skinny 5ft 9 white boy
>"youre fucking loaded, stay out of my club"
GAYYYYYY
Getting thrown out \m/
fuck jacks spicy chickenshit
fuck I feel like todds roommate