dad "whered you get the bottle?" me "ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i bought it?"
literally drove my brother home who is twice my size because he smashed a bottle of vodka. umm bro i smashed a bottle of whisky and smoked a fat j. sack up or ky.
Well it ain't like a girl is gonna do it for ya. Here I thought it was snowing out, turns out I'm just on Todd's dick and it's dusty as fuck over here.
fuck no dude was wasted and i said id take him home "ohhh go fuck yourself im driving home" dude that had the party "you arent driving home" me "ill take you home"
my buddy that was chilling with him all night was just chilling and fucking with him and the guy just started punching him, fuck no. bitch got what was coming his way. fuck him hell no. clocked a good amount of times.
dad "whered you get the bottle?" me "ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i bought it?"
literally drove my brother home who is twice my size because he smashed a bottle of vodka. umm bro i smashed a bottle of whisky and smoked a fat j. sack up or ky.
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me "ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i bought it?"
literally drove my brother home who is twice my size because he smashed a bottle of vodka. umm bro i smashed a bottle of whisky and smoked a fat j. sack up or ky.
"i didnt go to bed until fucking 1230 and i get waken up at 230? i dont fucking fall back asleep once i wake up"
chills out there for 10 minutes and watches tv, then goes back to bed.
learn to swing
learn to swing
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its been fucked for like 2 weeks