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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

July 2013

Read the first comments lmao )

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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

July 2013 edited July 2013

clearly the waterpark is run by faggots. it wasn't even a thong. seemed like a regular bikini to me.

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

July 2013

So unless she has ass- tits...

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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

July 2013

well it is MO after all. the manager is probably appalled to see that kind of clothing on non-relatives :-??

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

July 2013

Srsly it's a waterpark who gives a fuck.. If I got kicked out I'd be like lol whatever and just move on with my life.. Suing is for dumb skanks

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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

July 2013

off topic: i'd hit it though :>

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013

Shes suing

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Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

July 2013

Barley and Herbs are good for you
:-bd

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

July 2013

When I chaffe and get a rash on my junk after work. Shit hurts.

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013 edited July 2013

Cot damn kansas sucks driving through

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,660 moneytalker

July 2013

MetalCrusades said:
When I chaffe and get a rash on my junk after work. Shit hurts.
Sadly, it may be the only friction his junk will ever know.

Grab some lotion and rub it until it feels better MC.

Pass the god damn butter.
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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013 edited July 2013

Dafuq i only had 19,999 post i was gonna make a fucking thread. Now im nola :-L

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

July 2013

Jobe said:

MetalCrusades said:
When I chaffe and get a rash on my junk after work. Shit hurts.
Sadly, it may be the only friction his junk will ever know.

Grab some lotion and rub it until it feels better MC.

I dunno about rubbing, but I'm putting balmex on.

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,747 mod

July 2013

No Pearl Jam dates even close to me.... :-w

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013 edited July 2013

>tell mom a route 20 minutes faster
>not driving that road in the dar
ive been in this car for 16 hours just fucking do it

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013

Pissed off about this

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

July 2013

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

July 2013

don't want to go to class. took my last addy too.

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

July 2013

You're taking summer classes?

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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