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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,969 spicy boy
    I'm just saying your always talking about stuff your keeping from your wife.
    Nearly every couple that Iv know through my life that has had a successful long term relationship are/were completly honest and open with each other. No matter how small or big the issue
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    BTW..for those of you wondering
    yes
    I have been drinking tonight
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

    I'm just saying your always talking about stuff your keeping from your wife.
    Nearly every couple that Iv know through my life that has had a successful long term relationship are/were completly honest and open with each other. No matter how small or big the issue

    Oh please :-@
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,969 spicy boy
    For example, you have made it clear you go out if your way to hide this site from her...if you go that far for an Internet site I can't imagine what you would really be willing to hide from her
  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,969 spicy boy
    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's really a matter of how much you drink when you get there

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited May 2013

    For example, you have made it clear you go out if your way to hide this site from her...if you go that far for an Internet site I can't imagine what you would really be willing to hide from her

    Right because I'd like the freedom to say I'd divorce her crazy ass if she wouldn't abort a hypothetical mentally handicap child. I'm not hiding shit or being dishonest with her. I just like my own space and don't want to say truly fucked up shit that would hurt her feelings for no reason. That isn't dishonesty or a bad relationship. It's being smart and realizing women aren't like your guy buddies. Yeah some women are cooler than others and can take the shit we say here... Most aren't doe
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    edited May 2013
    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's not that
    Bars are fun
    It's just we don't go to bars alone
    You get drunk and you might do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober then I lose half my shit or vice versa. It's not a trust thing at all but when people are drunk anything can happen so we avoid that situation.

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's really a matter of how much you drink when you get there

    I don't kn ow bout you but I go to a bar to get fucked up

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Distance said:

    I was off today because she duped me lol thanks for asking. N no I didn't send a pic

    I wouldn't send him a pic either
    kind of creeperish

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's not that
    Bars are fun
    It's just we don't go to bars alone
    You get drunk and you might do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober then I lose half my shit or vice versa. It's not a trust thing at all but when people are drunk anything can happen so we avoid that situation.

    maybe if you prayed to Jesus before going to the bar, you wouldnt accidentally fuck some random bar slut. Personally I've never really been in a situation where alcohol made me stick my dick in some random chick. And it isnt that I just dont get that drunk... I've woken up on sidewalks before.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    that was mean... sorry gary. couldnt resist.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,106 master of ceremonies
    edited May 2013
    @wake

    It's one of those fucked up jokes that have been in my collection for years. I didn't make it, dunno where I picked it up but it was a long ass time ago
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    im surprised i've never heard it before... going to remember that one
  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep

    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's really a matter of how much you drink when you get there

    I don't kn ow bout you but I go to a bar to get fucked up

    Yeah I dont go alone either, even though I always see friends or family at particular places, going out alone sucks.
    I always go with the wife, friends, family of all the above, and its usually for a special occation.
    And yeah we typically make it home about 4am.. \m/
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's not that
    Bars are fun
    It's just we don't go to bars alone
    You get drunk and you might do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober then I lose half my shit or vice versa. It's not a trust thing at all but when people are drunk anything can happen so we avoid that situation.

    maybe if you prayed to Jesus before going to the bar, you wouldnt accidentally fuck some random bar slut. Personally I've never really been in a situation where alcohol made me stick my dick in some random chick. And it isnt that I just dont get that drunk... I've woken up on sidewalks before.
    You're just ugly and even the blind drunk don't wanna fuck ya

















    sorry..couldn't resist

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Tiger said:

    Tiger said:

    Bars are awsome... You just gotta go to the right ones.

    It's really a matter of how much you drink when you get there

    I don't kn ow bout you but I go to a bar to get fucked up

    Yeah I dont go alone either, even though I always see friends or family at particular places, going out alone sucks.
    I always go with the wife, friends, family of all the above, and its usually for a special occation.
    And yeah we typically make it home about 4am.. \m/
    Best that way..Isn't worth losing half your shit for 1 night if ya know what I mean

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited May 2013



    You're just ugly and even the blind drunk don't wanna fuck ya

    0/10. I would say save your jokes for when you are sober... but that doesnt really help make your jokes more funny. :))
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner



    You're just ugly and even the blind drunk don't wanna fuck ya

    0/10. I would say save your jokes for when you are sober... but that doesnt really help make your jokes more funny. :))
    wasn't a joke

























    sry..couldn't resist again

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